Seasons: IC Contact/Continuations

[abnormalizes]

This is Evangeline! Sorry, I'm a little busy right now, but leave a message and I'll get back to you as soon as I can!

Comments

[spinsandneedles]

That's... not a bad idea, actually. Can they get stuck, though? I don't want it to like, cut off circulation and then I lose the whole thing... Or is it like when your leg falls asleep and then it hurts like hell when you get circulation back in it? Not that you'd have firsthand experience or anything but-- I dunno, maybe my brain goes to weird places.

[abnormalizes]

If you're using the proper size, it shouldn't cause any discomfort at all, let alone get stuck. You'll want to measure the circumference of your dick and balls first so you know what size to get.

[spinsandneedles]

[and now he needs a measuring tape HEY SEX IS TOO COMPLICATED????]

Hedgehog balls are internal, is that gonna be a problem?

[not me googling hedgehog anatomy lmao]

how did i mark this as replied to in my inbox, rip

[abnormalizes]

I wouldn't think so. You'll just have to get a smaller one that just goes around your penis.

OOPS

[spinsandneedles]

A smaller one, got it...

[He pauses, like someone would when they're taking notes. Because he totally has been. WHAT A GOOD STUDENT.]

I assume there's like, a store I can get this at? That's gonna be a weird trip...

[abnormalizes]

You'll want to go to a sex shop, yeah. If it would help at all, I could come with you? They can be kind of overwhelming the first time you walk into one, if you're by yourself.

[spinsandneedles]

It wouldn't be any trouble? I'd really appreciate it, this is way outside of my comfort zone, heh.

[abnormalizes]

It'd be no problem! If you can't ask your weird horny friend to help you buy sex toys, who can you ask?

[spinsandneedles]

Fair enough! Just let me know when would be good for you, I'm free pretty much whenever so I'm flexible.

[abnormalizes]

I get off work early on Friday, how about then?

[spinsandneedles]

Sounds perfect! Thanks, Eva, you're the best!

[abnormalizes]

Happy to help. Do you want to come over to my place or meet at the shop?

[spinsandneedles]

I don't think I've seen your place yet, I'd be happy to meet you there.

to action?

[abnormalizes]

Sure thing. [Address given!] I'll be seeing you soon.

SHIT YEA

[spinsandneedles]

Catch you later!

[and BOOM smash cut to Friday, Sonic's here and knocking on Evangeline's door super casual like and definitely not feeling awkward about going shopping for rubber wieners AT ALL.]

[abnormalizes]

[Door opens! Here's Evangeline, actually super casual.]

Hi! Do you want to come in for a bit, or should we just get going?

[spinsandneedles]

[As much as Sonic would love to just get this over with so he doesn't have to feel all antsy about it anymore, he's not really in a rush. Plus Eva's doing him a favor, so he especially doesn't wanna be pushy, SO.]

Oh, I'm good either way. If you wanna chill for a bit before we head out, that's cool. You did just get off work, right?

[abnormalizes]

Yeah, just a bit ago. Come in, I'll set you up with some snacks.

[Evangeline's house is pretty normal looking! It has a Lot of bookshelves, the biggest sign that a big nerd lives here, but otherwise it's pretty standard.]

[spinsandneedles]

Oh, thanks! You don't have to go out of your way or anything, though.

[It's cozy! Sonic figures Shadow might end up with some nerd bookshelves eventually, he should probably get used to seeing books and nerd junk.]

[abnormalizes]

It won't be anything special, don't worry about that.

[She'll duck into the kitchen, then bring out a bag of chips and a plastic thing of dip to set on the coffee table in front of the living room couch.]

[spinsandneedles]

[As long as she's not doing anything nuts. He grabs a seat on the couch while he waits, which isn't for long since it takes like three seconds to just grab stuff out of the kitchen.]

Hey, thanks again for helping me with this. I'm feelin' like a fish out of water with all this stuff.

[abnormalizes]

I'm happy to help. I know not everybody is as comfortable with this stuff as I am - most people aren't, really - so if my experience can make it easier for you, that's great.

[spinsandneedles]

Not gonna lie, I think the way you're just so chill about it is also a huge help? I'm not really sure how to explain how it helps, but it does.

[Sonic grabs himself a couple chips out of the bag and munches on one thoughtfully.]

Part of me kind of wishes I'd asked for advice sooner? But I guess I don't really know what I would have even asked. This thing with Shadow kinda came out of nowhere, and I'm not used to being blindsided like this.

[abnormalizes]

When people make a big deal out of it, it makes it more intimidating than it already is. That doesn't help anybody.

[Better to just have an honest conversation.]

If you've ever got any other questions, just lay 'em on me.

[spinsandneedles]

Will do, and yeah, that's a good way to think about it. I'm hoping I can get my brain on the same level as that soon, having internal panics about it every time it comes up is exhausting.