Seasons: IC Contact/Continuations

[abnormalizes]

This is Evangeline! Sorry, I'm a little busy right now, but leave a message and I'll get back to you as soon as I can!

Comments

[spinsandneedles]

[and now he needs a measuring tape HEY SEX IS TOO COMPLICATED????]

Hedgehog balls are internal, is that gonna be a problem?

[not me googling hedgehog anatomy lmao]

how did i mark this as replied to in my inbox, rip

[abnormalizes]

I wouldn't think so. You'll just have to get a smaller one that just goes around your penis.

OOPS

[spinsandneedles]

A smaller one, got it...

[He pauses, like someone would when they're taking notes. Because he totally has been. WHAT A GOOD STUDENT.]

I assume there's like, a store I can get this at? That's gonna be a weird trip...

[abnormalizes]

You'll want to go to a sex shop, yeah. If it would help at all, I could come with you? They can be kind of overwhelming the first time you walk into one, if you're by yourself.

[spinsandneedles]

It wouldn't be any trouble? I'd really appreciate it, this is way outside of my comfort zone, heh.

[abnormalizes]

It'd be no problem! If you can't ask your weird horny friend to help you buy sex toys, who can you ask?

[spinsandneedles]

Fair enough! Just let me know when would be good for you, I'm free pretty much whenever so I'm flexible.

[abnormalizes]

I get off work early on Friday, how about then?

[spinsandneedles]

Sounds perfect! Thanks, Eva, you're the best!

[abnormalizes]

Happy to help. Do you want to come over to my place or meet at the shop?

[spinsandneedles]

I don't think I've seen your place yet, I'd be happy to meet you there.

to action?

[abnormalizes]

Sure thing. [Address given!] I'll be seeing you soon.

SHIT YEA

[spinsandneedles]

Catch you later!

[and BOOM smash cut to Friday, Sonic's here and knocking on Evangeline's door super casual like and definitely not feeling awkward about going shopping for rubber wieners AT ALL.]

[abnormalizes]

[Door opens! Here's Evangeline, actually super casual.]

Hi! Do you want to come in for a bit, or should we just get going?

[spinsandneedles]

[As much as Sonic would love to just get this over with so he doesn't have to feel all antsy about it anymore, he's not really in a rush. Plus Eva's doing him a favor, so he especially doesn't wanna be pushy, SO.]

Oh, I'm good either way. If you wanna chill for a bit before we head out, that's cool. You did just get off work, right?

[abnormalizes]

Yeah, just a bit ago. Come in, I'll set you up with some snacks.

[Evangeline's house is pretty normal looking! It has a Lot of bookshelves, the biggest sign that a big nerd lives here, but otherwise it's pretty standard.]

[spinsandneedles]

Oh, thanks! You don't have to go out of your way or anything, though.

[It's cozy! Sonic figures Shadow might end up with some nerd bookshelves eventually, he should probably get used to seeing books and nerd junk.]

[abnormalizes]

It won't be anything special, don't worry about that.

[She'll duck into the kitchen, then bring out a bag of chips and a plastic thing of dip to set on the coffee table in front of the living room couch.]

[spinsandneedles]

[As long as she's not doing anything nuts. He grabs a seat on the couch while he waits, which isn't for long since it takes like three seconds to just grab stuff out of the kitchen.]

Hey, thanks again for helping me with this. I'm feelin' like a fish out of water with all this stuff.

[abnormalizes]

I'm happy to help. I know not everybody is as comfortable with this stuff as I am - most people aren't, really - so if my experience can make it easier for you, that's great.

[spinsandneedles]

Not gonna lie, I think the way you're just so chill about it is also a huge help? I'm not really sure how to explain how it helps, but it does.

[Sonic grabs himself a couple chips out of the bag and munches on one thoughtfully.]

Part of me kind of wishes I'd asked for advice sooner? But I guess I don't really know what I would have even asked. This thing with Shadow kinda came out of nowhere, and I'm not used to being blindsided like this.

[abnormalizes]

When people make a big deal out of it, it makes it more intimidating than it already is. That doesn't help anybody.

[Better to just have an honest conversation.]

If you've ever got any other questions, just lay 'em on me.

[spinsandneedles]

Will do, and yeah, that's a good way to think about it. I'm hoping I can get my brain on the same level as that soon, having internal panics about it every time it comes up is exhausting.

[abnormalizes]

It gets easier with time and experience. I promise it won't always be so nerve-wracking.

[spinsandneedles]

That is reassuring. It's just jarring going from someone who never cared or thought about this sort of thing to suddenly everything all at once. I've never even seen a boob before, and here I am about to go out and buy butt accessories. Feels like I'm jumping in the deep end, which is always fun because I can't swim! But I'm doing it anyway because I have no sense of self preservation.

[but now he's just being dramatic. He sighs, also dramatically, and chomps another chip.]