Right, right, a size difference like that would make sense. That's definitely smaller than Shadow's... I didn't exactly get an accurate measurement of it though.
[At this point it wouldn't surprise Sonic at all if Eva had a few giant dildos laying around. That's just how she do!]
[He says no rush, but this is Sonic the Hedgehog. He's always in a rush. Hopefully he remembers to take all this slowly. But hey, Eva found a rad little dildo!]
Sonic gives her a thumbs up and sets his bag down, and then just stares down at himself because he hadn't thought about how to actually DO the measuring part. Well... nards. He's gonna need a boner.]
[He takes the measuring tape! And then taps his chin with it while he glances around the room and then at Evangeline.]
You don't have to leave, but. Uhh. So, I don't know if Shadow works a little different? He's not exactly an average hedgehog in terms of... well, [He gestures to his own crotchular area. Shadow's got a wacky dong, yo,] but typically a male hedgehog needs to be aroused for anything to pop out, for... lack of a better term. I guess.
[THE TIME HAS COME for Sonic to get comfortable with his weird little body! If the 'suddenly preforming in front of an audience' jitters ever wear off. He pulls one of his gloves off, and hesitates a bit before rubbing awkwardly at the area between his legs. Not for very long though as he pauses abruptly.]
So... so I don't think I'm in the right uh, mood? Sorry, this was just kinda sudden, I guess?
Both might help? I think this might not feel so weird if I'm not the only one doing this.
[There, approach it from a point of LOGIC. That's way less awkward than just standing in the middle of Eva's living room or wherever trying to jerk off.]
[Off goes the shirt and bra again, and then she clambers onto the couch next to him. She goes in for a long kiss, pressing her bare torso close to his body as she does so.]
Man her chest sure does seem a lot bigger when it's this much closer to him. Having not quite mastered the art of kissing yet, he lets her take the lead on it so that he doesn't do something stupid.]
[Luckily, Evangeline is very good at kissing! She gradually deepens the kiss, careful not to rush him too fast. As she kisses him, she pets one of his ears gently.]
[Excellent, he'll definitely be taking mental notes!
For as fast as Sonic usually likes to be, he appreciates how patient she is with his weird awkwardness when it comes to this sort of thing. He flinches just a bit in surprise when she starts petting his ear, but is quick to relax into it. He makes a sound that's somewhere between a sign and a purr, lifting a hand kind of instinctively to her chest.]
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[At this point it wouldn't surprise Sonic at all if Eva had a few giant dildos laying around. That's just how she do!]
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[She picks up a dildo that's labeled as 3.5 inches. The packaging says it's perfect for travel!]
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[He says no rush, but this is Sonic the Hedgehog. He's always in a rush. Hopefully he remembers to take all this slowly. But hey, Eva found a rad little dildo!]
That doesn't look too intimidating, though.
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[Evangeline kind of assumes everyone owns lube.]
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[Picks up a couple of things of lube for him.]
That just leaves the cock ring. I should've asked if you got your measurements before we left, come to think of it.
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[This is just SO MUCH, EVA]
Should we go do that real quick? Like buy this stuff and then come back with the measurements later?
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[Ah well, could be worse. He's gonna pay for this other shit real quick and try to look SUPER casual about it]
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[The cashier is a trained expert at not making things weird, don't worry.]
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Yeah, I guess I was. I think I'm good now, though! Let's get outta here, I don't wanna take up all your time today.
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[out the door he goes! He does remember not to run ahead like an asshole, but he is in a bit of a hurry.]
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-Here we are. Lemme figure out where I left my measuring tape.
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Sonic gives her a thumbs up and sets his bag down, and then just stares down at himself because he hadn't thought about how to actually DO the measuring part. Well... nards. He's gonna need a boner.]
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Here you go. Do you, uh, want me to go in another room for a bit?
[She's fine seeing his dick but she also knows not everyone is fine showing their dick.]
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You don't have to leave, but. Uhh. So, I don't know if Shadow works a little different? He's not exactly an average hedgehog in terms of... well, [He gestures to his own crotchular area. Shadow's got a wacky dong, yo,] but typically a male hedgehog needs to be aroused for anything to pop out, for... lack of a better term. I guess.
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[Just, so matter-of-factly.]
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[THE TIME HAS COME for Sonic to get comfortable with his weird little body! If the 'suddenly preforming in front of an audience' jitters ever wear off. He pulls one of his gloves off, and hesitates a bit before rubbing awkwardly at the area between his legs. Not for very long though as he pauses abruptly.]
So... so I don't think I'm in the right uh, mood? Sorry, this was just kinda sudden, I guess?
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[There, approach it from a point of LOGIC. That's way less awkward than just standing in the middle of Eva's living room or wherever trying to jerk off.]
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[Off goes the shirt and bra again, and then she clambers onto the couch next to him. She goes in for a long kiss, pressing her bare torso close to his body as she does so.]
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Man her chest sure does seem a lot bigger when it's this much closer to him. Having not quite mastered the art of kissing yet, he lets her take the lead on it so that he doesn't do something stupid.]
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For as fast as Sonic usually likes to be, he appreciates how patient she is with his weird awkwardness when it comes to this sort of thing. He flinches just a bit in surprise when she starts petting his ear, but is quick to relax into it. He makes a sound that's somewhere between a sign and a purr, lifting a hand kind of instinctively to her chest.]
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wrapup?
Sounds good!