Sonic gives her a thumbs up and sets his bag down, and then just stares down at himself because he hadn't thought about how to actually DO the measuring part. Well... nards. He's gonna need a boner.]
[He takes the measuring tape! And then taps his chin with it while he glances around the room and then at Evangeline.]
You don't have to leave, but. Uhh. So, I don't know if Shadow works a little different? He's not exactly an average hedgehog in terms of... well, [He gestures to his own crotchular area. Shadow's got a wacky dong, yo,] but typically a male hedgehog needs to be aroused for anything to pop out, for... lack of a better term. I guess.
[THE TIME HAS COME for Sonic to get comfortable with his weird little body! If the 'suddenly preforming in front of an audience' jitters ever wear off. He pulls one of his gloves off, and hesitates a bit before rubbing awkwardly at the area between his legs. Not for very long though as he pauses abruptly.]
So... so I don't think I'm in the right uh, mood? Sorry, this was just kinda sudden, I guess?
Both might help? I think this might not feel so weird if I'm not the only one doing this.
[There, approach it from a point of LOGIC. That's way less awkward than just standing in the middle of Eva's living room or wherever trying to jerk off.]
[Off goes the shirt and bra again, and then she clambers onto the couch next to him. She goes in for a long kiss, pressing her bare torso close to his body as she does so.]
Man her chest sure does seem a lot bigger when it's this much closer to him. Having not quite mastered the art of kissing yet, he lets her take the lead on it so that he doesn't do something stupid.]
[Luckily, Evangeline is very good at kissing! She gradually deepens the kiss, careful not to rush him too fast. As she kisses him, she pets one of his ears gently.]
[Excellent, he'll definitely be taking mental notes!
For as fast as Sonic usually likes to be, he appreciates how patient she is with his weird awkwardness when it comes to this sort of thing. He flinches just a bit in surprise when she starts petting his ear, but is quick to relax into it. He makes a sound that's somewhere between a sign and a purr, lifting a hand kind of instinctively to her chest.]
[It's pretty normal awkwardness! If anyone's the weird one here, it's definitely her. She's usually the weird one in any situation.
She sighs softly as he touches her chest, a pleased sound muffled by the kiss, and gives both ears pets and gentle scritches. Most of her furry friends enjoy that attention, it's a safe assumption that Sonic does too.]
[She's not weird, she's just confident and knows what she likes! Pretty inspiring, really.
Turns out he does like having his ears pet and played with. He leans into her hand a bit while also trying to focus on his own. He has no experience with breasts though, so he's a bit fumbly as he gently squeezes one. At least he's trying?]
[Trying is the most important thing! Besides, lots of her partners are fumbly, she doesn't mind. Evangeline groans a little, deepening the kiss gradually into something a little more heated as he touches her.]
[This is just practice, one of these days he'll be a pro at this. Maybe.
The sounds she's making are definitely helping. Between that and the kiss growing more intense, Sonic's arousal starts to show. He's a little too distracted by boobs to notice, though. He squeezes a little aimlessly a couple more times before shifting his hand a bit, rubbing his thumb over a nipple. He knows how nipples work, he's got this.]
[He jumps a bit, gasping slightly when he feels a warm hand suddenly wrap around him and start stroking. He hadn't not been expecting it, there's just a lot of other things to focus on right now too.
As for reaching full hardness, that won't take long at all. He's about the size of the dildo they'd picked up earlier, and then there was the little issue he was having with getting worked to too fast. He's not about to come yet but y'know, dude's fully erect in just a few seconds.]
Oh, hahah! There it is! Lemmie just, ahh...
[At some point he's tossed the measuring tape onto the coffee table. He reaches for it, but he has stupid short little arms and it's just out of reach.]
[She stops stroking him and grabs the measuring tape, then hands it over to him. She'll be good and not distract him too much while he's measuring himself.]
[He has to release the boob, but he takes the measuring tape from her and wraps it around his dick. Just shy of five inches around? Probably average for a hedgehog. He doesn't go around measuring other dude's dicks.]
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[The cashier is a trained expert at not making things weird, don't worry.]
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Yeah, I guess I was. I think I'm good now, though! Let's get outta here, I don't wanna take up all your time today.
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[out the door he goes! He does remember not to run ahead like an asshole, but he is in a bit of a hurry.]
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-Here we are. Lemme figure out where I left my measuring tape.
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Sonic gives her a thumbs up and sets his bag down, and then just stares down at himself because he hadn't thought about how to actually DO the measuring part. Well... nards. He's gonna need a boner.]
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Here you go. Do you, uh, want me to go in another room for a bit?
[She's fine seeing his dick but she also knows not everyone is fine showing their dick.]
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You don't have to leave, but. Uhh. So, I don't know if Shadow works a little different? He's not exactly an average hedgehog in terms of... well, [He gestures to his own crotchular area. Shadow's got a wacky dong, yo,] but typically a male hedgehog needs to be aroused for anything to pop out, for... lack of a better term. I guess.
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[Just, so matter-of-factly.]
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[THE TIME HAS COME for Sonic to get comfortable with his weird little body! If the 'suddenly preforming in front of an audience' jitters ever wear off. He pulls one of his gloves off, and hesitates a bit before rubbing awkwardly at the area between his legs. Not for very long though as he pauses abruptly.]
So... so I don't think I'm in the right uh, mood? Sorry, this was just kinda sudden, I guess?
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[There, approach it from a point of LOGIC. That's way less awkward than just standing in the middle of Eva's living room or wherever trying to jerk off.]
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[Off goes the shirt and bra again, and then she clambers onto the couch next to him. She goes in for a long kiss, pressing her bare torso close to his body as she does so.]
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Man her chest sure does seem a lot bigger when it's this much closer to him. Having not quite mastered the art of kissing yet, he lets her take the lead on it so that he doesn't do something stupid.]
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For as fast as Sonic usually likes to be, he appreciates how patient she is with his weird awkwardness when it comes to this sort of thing. He flinches just a bit in surprise when she starts petting his ear, but is quick to relax into it. He makes a sound that's somewhere between a sign and a purr, lifting a hand kind of instinctively to her chest.]
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She sighs softly as he touches her chest, a pleased sound muffled by the kiss, and gives both ears pets and gentle scritches. Most of her furry friends enjoy that attention, it's a safe assumption that Sonic does too.]
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Turns out he does like having his ears pet and played with. He leans into her hand a bit while also trying to focus on his own. He has no experience with breasts though, so he's a bit fumbly as he gently squeezes one. At least he's trying?]
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The sounds she's making are definitely helping. Between that and the kiss growing more intense, Sonic's arousal starts to show. He's a little too distracted by boobs to notice, though. He squeezes a little aimlessly a couple more times before shifting his hand a bit, rubbing his thumb over a nipple. He knows how nipples work, he's got this.]
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Mmm~
[Evangeline is quicker to notice his arousal growing, and she reaches down to wrap her hand around it and start stroking it to full hardness.]
Aww, is this for me? You shouldn't have.
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As for reaching full hardness, that won't take long at all. He's about the size of the dildo they'd picked up earlier, and then there was the little issue he was having with getting worked to too fast. He's not about to come yet but y'know, dude's fully erect in just a few seconds.]
Oh, hahah! There it is! Lemmie just, ahh...
[At some point he's tossed the measuring tape onto the coffee table. He reaches for it, but he has stupid short little arms and it's just out of reach.]
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[She stops stroking him and grabs the measuring tape, then hands it over to him. She'll be good and not distract him too much while he's measuring himself.]
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[He has to release the boob, but he takes the measuring tape from her and wraps it around his dick. Just shy of five inches around? Probably average for a hedgehog. He doesn't go around measuring other dude's dicks.]
There, that oughta do it.
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[She promptly goes back to stroking his dick, more firmly now that she doesn't have to be worried about him coming before they measure him.]
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wrapup?
Sounds good!