abnormalizes: positive blush (it's the right time)
Evangeline ([personal profile] abnormalizes) wrote2023-03-05 08:19 pm

Seasons: IC Contact/Continuations

This is Evangeline! Sorry, I'm a little busy right now, but leave a message and I'll get back to you as soon as I can!
spinsandneedles: (Stopping the Humans)

[personal profile] spinsandneedles 2024-03-02 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
That's no problem at all, I've been trying to get used to slowing down around here anyway. I'll just call this practice!
spinsandneedles: (POV: hbomberguy drops a vid on you)

[personal profile] spinsandneedles 2024-03-02 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[At least half the reason can't identify so much of this stuff is because he's lingering behind Evangeline, only peeking around her when she asks him where he wants to start. MM YEAH BUDDY that big awkward is back FULL FORCE. Maybe a quicky would have helped him calm his nerves after all, but TOO LATE NOW NERDS hindsight is 20/20.]

Oh, uh--! I don't... I guess it doesn't matter. Dildos?
spinsandneedles: (Spam the Hardboiled)

[personal profile] spinsandneedles 2024-03-02 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[The straight forward instructional tone does help him calm down, and he tails behind Evangeline to the wiener section. He does look a smidge confused though.]

That's small? Oookay, sure, we'll start with that.
spinsandneedles: (pic#16932007)

[personal profile] spinsandneedles 2024-03-02 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Right, right, a size difference like that would make sense. That's definitely smaller than Shadow's... I didn't exactly get an accurate measurement of it though.

[At this point it wouldn't surprise Sonic at all if Eva had a few giant dildos laying around. That's just how she do!]
spinsandneedles: (Shovel the Hovel)

[personal profile] spinsandneedles 2024-03-02 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
No rush, I don't really wanna get torn in half.

[He says no rush, but this is Sonic the Hedgehog. He's always in a rush. Hopefully he remembers to take all this slowly. But hey, Eva found a rad little dildo!]

That doesn't look too intimidating, though.
spinsandneedles: (Somethingstrangein The Neighborhood)

[personal profile] spinsandneedles 2024-03-03 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, no. Not unless Shadow picked any up without mentioning it? Gonna just assume we don't have any.
spinsandneedles: (Rectum? Damn near Killed Em!)

[personal profile] spinsandneedles 2024-03-03 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
Ah-- crap, I forgot all about that!

[This is just SO MUCH, EVA]

Should we go do that real quick? Like buy this stuff and then come back with the measurements later?
spinsandneedles: (Speed limits. SPEED LIMITS!)

[personal profile] spinsandneedles 2024-03-03 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
Ugh, I can't believe I pulled such a bonehead move.

[Ah well, could be worse. He's gonna pay for this other shit real quick and try to look SUPER casual about it]
spinsandneedles: (and that's why it's called a glory hole)

[personal profile] spinsandneedles 2024-03-03 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
[What a champ, Sonic's going to leave this place a good review. Or whatever.]

Yeah, I guess I was. I think I'm good now, though! Let's get outta here, I don't wanna take up all your time today.
spinsandneedles: (pic#16932007)

[personal profile] spinsandneedles 2024-03-03 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
You're the smart one about all this stuff so yeah, I'd say that's the best idea.

[out the door he goes! He does remember not to run ahead like an asshole, but he is in a bit of a hurry.]
spinsandneedles: (kanye west loves fingers in his ass)

[personal profile] spinsandneedles 2024-03-03 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
[Gotta walk fast

Sonic gives her a thumbs up and sets his bag down, and then just stares down at himself because he hadn't thought about how to actually DO the measuring part. Well... nards. He's gonna need a boner.]
spinsandneedles: (Speed limits. SPEED LIMITS!)

[personal profile] spinsandneedles 2024-03-03 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
[He takes the measuring tape! And then taps his chin with it while he glances around the room and then at Evangeline.]

You don't have to leave, but. Uhh. So, I don't know if Shadow works a little different? He's not exactly an average hedgehog in terms of... well, [He gestures to his own crotchular area. Shadow's got a wacky dong, yo,] but typically a male hedgehog needs to be aroused for anything to pop out, for... lack of a better term. I guess.
spinsandneedles: (Spam the Hardboiled)

[personal profile] spinsandneedles 2024-03-03 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
Uh. Yeah, that's... that's fine. That's totally fine!

[THE TIME HAS COME for Sonic to get comfortable with his weird little body! If the 'suddenly preforming in front of an audience' jitters ever wear off. He pulls one of his gloves off, and hesitates a bit before rubbing awkwardly at the area between his legs. Not for very long though as he pauses abruptly.]

So... so I don't think I'm in the right uh, mood? Sorry, this was just kinda sudden, I guess?

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Sounds good!

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