abnormalizes | Seasons: IC Contact/Continuations

That's no problem at all, I've been trying to get used to slowing down around here anyway. I'll just call this practice!

Great! Let's head out then.

[It is a relatively short walk to the nearest teleporter, even at Evangeline's speed, and then from there to the sex store.

Inside, the walls are covered with all kinds of merchandise - vibrators, handcuffs, gags, things Sonic probably wouldn't be able to identify at a glance.]

Do you want to start with the dildo or the cock ring?

[At least half the reason can't identify so much of this stuff is because he's lingering behind Evangeline, only peeking around her when she asks him where he wants to start. MM YEAH BUDDY that big awkward is back FULL FORCE. Maybe a quicky would have helped him calm his nerves after all, but TOO LATE NOW NERDS hindsight is 20/20.]

Oh, uh--! I don't... I guess it doesn't matter. Dildos?

Okay, so we want to start you off with a small one. About the smallest you can get without going into specialty places is three and a half inches long, so let's look for something about that length.

[She heads straight over to the Dildo Section.]

[The straight forward instructional tone does help him calm down, and he tails behind Evangeline to the wiener section. He does look a smidge confused though.]

That's small? Oookay, sure, we'll start with that.

The average human penis is five inches when erect, and most dildos made by humans are meant to emulate a human penis somewhat. So yeah, three and a half is small.

[She owns a couple not meant to mimic human dicks that reach over a foot long, but she decides not to mention that.]

Right, right, a size difference like that would make sense. That's definitely smaller than Shadow's... I didn't exactly get an accurate measurement of it though.

[At this point it wouldn't surprise Sonic at all if Eva had a few giant dildos laying around. That's just how she do!]

We'll work your way up to Shadow's size, promise! But starting small is good. Oh, here's one that looks perfect.

[She picks up a dildo that's labeled as 3.5 inches. The packaging says it's perfect for travel!]

No rush, I don't really wanna get torn in half.

[He says no rush, but this is Sonic the Hedgehog. He's always in a rush. Hopefully he remembers to take all this slowly. But hey, Eva found a rad little dildo!]

That doesn't look too intimidating, though.

I have confidence in you. Oh, do you already have lube or should we pick that up while we're here?

[Evangeline kind of assumes everyone owns lube.]

Oh, no. Not unless Shadow picked any up without mentioning it? Gonna just assume we don't have any.

Fair enough, you can never really have too much lube at home anyway.

[Picks up a couple of things of lube for him.]

That just leaves the cock ring. I should've asked if you got your measurements before we left, come to think of it.

Ah-- crap, I forgot all about that!

[This is just SO MUCH, EVA]

Should we go do that real quick? Like buy this stuff and then come back with the measurements later?

Oh, sure, we can do that! It's not that far after all.

Ugh, I can't believe I pulled such a bonehead move.

[Ah well, could be worse. He's gonna pay for this other shit real quick and try to look SUPER casual about it]

It's alright, you were nervous, it happens.

[The cashier is a trained expert at not making things weird, don't worry.]

[What a champ, Sonic's going to leave this place a good review. Or whatever.]

Yeah, I guess I was. I think I'm good now, though! Let's get outta here, I don't wanna take up all your time today.

It's no big deal. -Back to my place, you think?

You're the smart one about all this stuff so yeah, I'd say that's the best idea.

[out the door he goes! He does remember not to run ahead like an asshole, but he is in a bit of a hurry.]

[Back to her place! A short, uneventful, and mildly awkward walk goes here.]

-Here we are. Lemme figure out where I left my measuring tape.

[Gotta walk fast

Sonic gives her a thumbs up and sets his bag down, and then just stares down at himself because he hadn't thought about how to actually DO the measuring part. Well... nards. He's gonna need a boner.]

[And back with a measuring tape, which she hands over.]

Here you go. Do you, uh, want me to go in another room for a bit?

[She's fine seeing his dick but she also knows not everyone is fine showing their dick.]

[He takes the measuring tape! And then taps his chin with it while he glances around the room and then at Evangeline.]

You don't have to leave, but. Uhh. So, I don't know if Shadow works a little different? He's not exactly an average hedgehog in terms of... well, [He gestures to his own crotchular area. Shadow's got a wacky dong, yo,] but typically a male hedgehog needs to be aroused for anything to pop out, for... lack of a better term. I guess.

He's pretty much the same in that area. I don't mind you masturbating in front of me, will that be fine?

[Just, so matter-of-factly.]

Uh. Yeah, that's... that's fine. That's totally fine!

[THE TIME HAS COME for Sonic to get comfortable with his weird little body! If the 'suddenly preforming in front of an audience' jitters ever wear off. He pulls one of his gloves off, and hesitates a bit before rubbing awkwardly at the area between his legs. Not for very long though as he pauses abruptly.]

So... so I don't think I'm in the right uh, mood? Sorry, this was just kinda sudden, I guess?

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