Seasons: IC Contact/Continuations

[abnormalizes]

This is Evangeline! Sorry, I'm a little busy right now, but leave a message and I'll get back to you as soon as I can!

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[abnormalizes]

It won't be anything special, don't worry about that.

[She'll duck into the kitchen, then bring out a bag of chips and a plastic thing of dip to set on the coffee table in front of the living room couch.]

[spinsandneedles]

[As long as she's not doing anything nuts. He grabs a seat on the couch while he waits, which isn't for long since it takes like three seconds to just grab stuff out of the kitchen.]

Hey, thanks again for helping me with this. I'm feelin' like a fish out of water with all this stuff.

[abnormalizes]

I'm happy to help. I know not everybody is as comfortable with this stuff as I am - most people aren't, really - so if my experience can make it easier for you, that's great.

[spinsandneedles]

Not gonna lie, I think the way you're just so chill about it is also a huge help? I'm not really sure how to explain how it helps, but it does.

[Sonic grabs himself a couple chips out of the bag and munches on one thoughtfully.]

Part of me kind of wishes I'd asked for advice sooner? But I guess I don't really know what I would have even asked. This thing with Shadow kinda came out of nowhere, and I'm not used to being blindsided like this.

[abnormalizes]

When people make a big deal out of it, it makes it more intimidating than it already is. That doesn't help anybody.

[Better to just have an honest conversation.]

If you've ever got any other questions, just lay 'em on me.

[spinsandneedles]

Will do, and yeah, that's a good way to think about it. I'm hoping I can get my brain on the same level as that soon, having internal panics about it every time it comes up is exhausting.

[abnormalizes]

It gets easier with time and experience. I promise it won't always be so nerve-wracking.

[spinsandneedles]

That is reassuring. It's just jarring going from someone who never cared or thought about this sort of thing to suddenly everything all at once. I've never even seen a boob before, and here I am about to go out and buy butt accessories. Feels like I'm jumping in the deep end, which is always fun because I can't swim! But I'm doing it anyway because I have no sense of self preservation.

[but now he's just being dramatic. He sighs, also dramatically, and chomps another chip.]

[abnormalizes]

Oh, I can show you my tits first if it would help.

[This is 100% percent a sincere and well-meaning offer.]

[spinsandneedles]

[See, it's Evangeline, so he's not really surprised by the offer? But it still manages to catch him off guard. Cue Sonic choking on that potato chip in the least cool way possible. Just uuuuuuuuuuuh, give him a second to clear the ol' airways, then we'll get back to the tits.]

[abnormalizes]

-Sorry, shouldn't have said that while you were eating, my bad.

[She'll wait!]

[spinsandneedles]

[He's good after a couple more seconds! Probably done eating chips, though.]

You're fine! It's fine! Didn't come out my nose or anything, so we're good. I really oughta know better by now, heh.

[abnormalizes]

I might eventually stop surprising you if you know me long enough. It could happen.

[spinsandneedles]

Clearly we need to hang out more. Something as simple as boobs shouldn't startle me so much.

[abnormalizes]

Probably not. ...So, is that a yes or a no?

[spinsandneedles]

Well... Shadow still comes over here, right? So he probably wouldn't mind if I said yes. So, sure.

[This will surely make going to the PORN STORE less awkward later. Somehow. FOR SCIENCE.]

[abnormalizes]

He certainly hasn't said anything to me about you two being exclusive now, I feel like he would've mentioned that.

[Anyway! Evangeline takes off her shirt, then her black lacy bra to reveal: boobs. They're nice ones! On the bigger side for humans, not that he would have any way to know.]

Tada.

[spinsandneedles]

It's never really come up. Just given the way this place works, I guess it makes sense not to worry about something like that?

[It doesn't bother Sonic either way, he's always been big on freedom and stuff.

And then there's boobs! Surprisingly, Sonic isn't really awkward at all about them actually being on display. Probably because he had warning? This is more a SCIENCE situation than an arousal situation. But yes he has no idea what average size for human boobs is, they all look huge to him.]

Huh. They look... heavy?

[Wow Sonic how are you not still single]

[abnormalizes]

Oh, yeah, they are. That's part of why girls wear bras, to help support them. If your breasts are too big you can get a lot of back pain, it's really annoying.

[Casually giving the Breast Lore.]

[spinsandneedles]

Oh, sure, that makes sense. Sounds real inconvenient. They're nice, though! I'm not sayin' they're not, like, attractive.

[Don't mind him he's just giving off mad virgin vibes it'S FINE]

[abnormalizes]

Thank you! Do you want to touch them, or should I just put them away?

[spinsandneedles]

Uhh... Sure? Would it be weird if I did-- stupid question, this kinda thing doesn't bug you at all, does it.

[abnormalizes]

Sonic, if you said to me right now, "hey, it would make me feel a lot better if we had sex," I would just go "sure, let's do it".

[spinsandneedles]

Fair enough. I dunno if I'm ready for that right this minute, but,

[he reaches out, gently squeezes both breasts, complete with a] honk honk, [and then releases them just as quickly.]

Okay, I'm satisfied. We can go whenever you're ready.

[abnormalizes]

[Giggling when he honks her breasts, before she puts her bra and her shirt back on.]

Alright, I'm all set. Let's go. It's not a far walk from here - uh, but you'll have to go at my speed, sorry.