abnormalizes | Seasons: IC Contact/Continuations

Thank you, Louis. Trying is all I can ask you for.

[She gently rubs his back.]

Thank you for having me in your life.

- Unlife, as it were. You would not want to have known me while I was truly alive.

[Said with some obvious humor in his tone, a smirk just barely pulling at the corner of his mouth.]

I was an awful little man with a lack of whimsy for life. Frankly, if I had the chance, I would push my living self down a flight of stairs.

That's fair. I like you the way you are now, anyway.

[#1 Louis fan.]

I'd ask if that's despite all my irreconcilable flaws, but somehow, I feel the flaws barely smudge the view for you at all.

Everyone's got flaws! I sure do, and apparently you like me anyway.

Last I checked, your flaws do not lead you to murder and consume the people you care about...
Or is that something I'll need to start looking out for?

I'd hope there's only one way you'd want to "eat" me, but if I must stay on my toes around you...

[Joking! He's joking!!]

No! -If this experience keeps me from sucking your dick again I'm going to be so upset.

Evangeline, please, I'm not even big enough to warrant such disappointment...

Putting aside the fact that I'm yanking your chain, of course.

I like your dick because it’s attached to you, you don’t have to be huge.

-Glad you’re joking, though.

Aww... are you saying you'd still suck me off even if I were so small, you would not feel me in your mouth?
Purely because it's mine?

I'm flattered.

[awful, terrible, 0/10,]

You’d still make good expressions and moan and tug my hair, right? So yeah, of course I would.

[Entirely earnest.]

...

You enjoy the faces that I make? Most people call my face, in general, "unsettling and concerning".

Your faces are the best. Unfiltered and perfect. Huge fan, A++.

Ah -

Well, of course they are unfiltered! It would take quite a lot of work to get me to hide such things from others!
Or comedic effect. I'm not above the low hanging fruit of a flat look in response to a joke.

[jokes on u evangeline, his expressions are 99% filtered, just to make sure he can use the right ones for the right jokes

- Otherwise, though, she's completely correct; in bed, for example! He's not even thinking about what his face is doing when they're together like that, letting it do as it pleases.
Or like right now, where it softens out despite the fact that she can't see it.]

... May I ask you something?

[He has better things to focus on, if she's doing her job right.

Without hesitation:] Anything.

Anything, huh. Hmm. Well -
All I want to know is... aside from my horns, what is it about my looks that you like?

... I know what it is that I like myself, but let's not kid ourselves -
I'm a horrid narcissist and simply must know what it is you like about me.

[As always, a self depreciating joke because he's allergic to just being soft.]

The grey skin is hot, but you probably assumed I'd think that.

[She's not subtle about what she's into.]

Your eyes are a beautiful color. And your hair is gorgeous? Extremely fun to play with, but also just incredible to look at.

-The orange smile is pretty cool.

...

[He'll go ahead and pull back, then, purely so he can look at her as he talks -
And, as one would expect, happily shakes out his hair when she mentions it. Preening almost.]

Thank you. That is exactly what I needed to hear - and I do take great care of my hair.
"Orange smile", though...

You mean these?

[That's followed with him hooking a pinky in the corner of his mouth, pulling back his lips so she can see all his teeth - and the way they grow sharp the further back in his mouth they go.]

Exactly those! Big fan of the sharp ones, too.

[What a surprise.]

You're very hot.

[His smile curls bigger and tighter, hearing that, and he lets go again so he can speak.]

I do feel you're biased... but at the same time, I also certainly agree.
Finally, someone else sees it as easily as I do.

[weeooo weeooo giant ego alert]

[... A thought gets his expression to soften again just a bit, though, and he reaches down to take one of her hands. Just to play with her fingers.]

... You are free to play with my hair whenever you'd like, as well.
The last time anyone else has was... well -
If you put aside the Wasp shoving me in a chair to brush it for me, it would have been Jean braiding it when we were younger.

It's such a shame no one else seems to want to - is that something you must be friends with others for?

[She intertwines her fingers with his.]

I think so, honestly? It's like a boundary thing - there are plenty of people who would smack your hand away if you tried to touch their hair without permission.

Mm... what a shame, then, working so hard to make sure it's soft to the touch.
At least I have you to appreciate it, I suppose.

[... If Evangeline thought he had a healthy idea of boundaries, she's free to dump those thoughts now.
Because, yeah, he doesn't quite understand why you'd need to be friends for something like that.

Likewise, does not occur to him at all that the way he laces his fingers with hers, essentially straddling her lap at this point, isn't exactly something "just friends" do.
Despite the fact that in his mind, she is exactly that.]

[They're friends with benefits? This seems normal?]

I will play with your hair extra to make up for it. -Any other body parts that need extra appreciation?

...

All of them?

[ma'am he is a touch starved narcissist, he would like attention on everything everywhere please]

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all that wait and it was just for this tag,

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