[Aw man, with Evangeline looking so miserable, even Sonic can't keep up his usual cheery attitude. At least not right this second. Once the pizzas are set up, he slides up to Evangeline's left and also wraps his arms around her. Double hedgehog hug, a hedgehogwich.]
I'm sorry that happened. I'm glad it wasn't permanent, but it still really sucks.
[Evangeline has two arms, thankfully, and she can hug both of them at once. She nods, and presses her face against Shadow's chest fur. Soft. Warm. Comforting.]
Thanks. [Slightly muffled.] I'll be alright, I just need to get my mind off it.
[Shadow's tittyfluff is the best thing ever, it's true.]
Well, we have loads of pizza, and I brought googly eyes. I've hidden two in a secret location, whichever of you finds them first wins. Wins what? I don't know yet, whatever you want.
[In all honesty, he didn't have anything to do with boobs or boners on the mind when he said that, but given his current company it wouldn't surprise him and he'd be happy to roll with it.
But yes, he's looking very proud of himself, and maybe a bit mischievous. Because he's a brat.]
They are in this house, I've hidden them already. What can I say? I'm fast.
[He absolutely slapped a pair of googly eyes on Shadow's ass on the way over. While juggling two pizzas. Mad skillz.]
[Shadow jumps when the squeeze. He turns to look at the plucked googly eye. Then slowly, oh so slowly, his eyes shift over to Sonic. He stares at the blue hedgehog, red eyes focused hard.
[Sonic doesn't know what that means right away, but the look on Shadow's face immediately makes him suspicious. Eva, though, sounds pleased to roll with it, and the reason they were here was to help cheer her up, so Sonic won't call Shadow out on being sus. Besides, he has other concerns at the moment. He has a feeling that things are about to take a turn for the kinky, and he hadn't come prepared for that at all. Really he should know better by now.]
Heh, well, we're not the kinds of guys who can turn down a challenge! I am gonna hit that pizza real quick, though.
[He'd been too busy bullshitting to eat, he grabbed a slice in order to remedy this.]
[Of course Shadow is up to something. Revenge is coming, Sonic. Don't you worry. For now though, he will eat pizza and wrap an arm around Evangeline and play with her hair.]
[Shadow finishes his piece and keeps playing with her hair.]
Yes. Spoiling you is the mission. One I am sure we can accomplish together. [And overstimulate Sonic at the same time. Just to torment him for the googly eyes.]
Yes, let's. [He leans into the touch and stands up. He follows after her and makes sure to take off the last eye on his ass and puts it on the doorframe of Evangeline's room.
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[Shadow nods. He walks over and sits on Evangeline's right. Then he wraps his arms around her in a hug. Unprompted.]
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Dying sucked and I hated it.
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I'm sorry that happened. I'm glad it wasn't permanent, but it still really sucks.
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[Dying does suck. It sucks for everyone involved.]
Do you want to touch my chest fur? Will that help?
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Thanks. [Slightly muffled.] I'll be alright, I just need to get my mind off it.
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Well, we have loads of pizza, and I brought googly eyes. I've hidden two in a secret location, whichever of you finds them first wins. Wins what? I don't know yet, whatever you want.
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Yes, we do have food. ...You hid them already? [Sonic wasn't so fast he wouldn't have noticed him zooming off to do that.]
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Whatever I want is tempting... You hid them in my house? Already?
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But yes, he's looking very proud of himself, and maybe a bit mischievous. Because he's a brat.]
They are in this house, I've hidden them already. What can I say? I'm fast.
[He absolutely slapped a pair of googly eyes on Shadow's ass on the way over. While juggling two pizzas. Mad skillz.]
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If they are on the pizza, I will hit you. And yes. Whatever you want. Just name it.
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Well, they're not on the pizza, at least.
[Reaches over to give Shadow's butt a quick squeeze before picking a googly eye off of it and showing it to him.]
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[Shadow's ass though, absolutely. He's just going to sit here grinning like a prick for a minute while watching Shadow and Evangeline.]
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He's contemplating how best to retaliate.]
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-So I get whatever I want now, huh? What could I do with two handsome hedgehogs, I just have far too many ideas to choose from.
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Those were the terms, yep. I'm sure we can handle whatever you throw at us.
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Hmm. I have an idea. Perhaps you can give us a lesson on something, overstimulation.
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[Teaming up on Sonic would also be fun, but right now she wants to be in the middle.]
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Heh, well, we're not the kinds of guys who can turn down a challenge! I am gonna hit that pizza real quick, though.
[He'd been too busy bullshitting to eat, he grabbed a slice in order to remedy this.]
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[Of course Shadow is up to something. Revenge is coming, Sonic. Don't you worry. For now though, he will eat pizza and wrap an arm around Evangeline and play with her hair.]
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[Evangeline also grabs a slice of pizza, humming happily when Shadow plays with her hair.]
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[To destroy pizza and chill. He's less handsy than Shadow, but he does lean against Evangeline like an obnoxious cat while he finishes his pizza.]
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Yes. Spoiling you is the mission. One I am sure we can accomplish together. [And overstimulate Sonic at the same time. Just to torment him for the googly eyes.]
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Why don't we take this to the bedroom?
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[Maybe he can just let Shadow do the heavy lifting? Surely Shadow will be a bro and not make Sonic look like a total chump.
His ear flicks when Evangeline scratches him behind it, he finishes his pizza and hops up to follow her.]
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Sonic's mistake was counting on Shadow.]
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