Seasons: IC Contact/Continuations

[abnormalizes]

This is Evangeline! Sorry, I'm a little busy right now, but leave a message and I'll get back to you as soon as I can!

Comments

[shatteredprison]

[Shadow did have something to say about that but then his cheeks are smooshed and anything he was trying to say comes out muffled. His expression turns flat. Seriously, Sonic. What is it with you and his cheeks?]

[abnormalizes]

[Oh no. Evangeline tries her best not to laugh.]

Not that kind of cute.

[spinsandneedles]

[Shadow's cheeks are very smooshable, deal with it.

Alas, Sonic will spare him and stop smooshing his cheeks, opting instead to reach up and rub one of his ears.]

Oh? I didn't realize there was more than one kind of cute.

[shatteredprison]

I am the Ultimate Lifeform. I am not cute.

[Then that damn ear rubbing starts and he purrs softly. Shut up. It isn't cute purring. It's ultimate purring.]

[abnormalizes]

I think being the Ultimate Lifeform should make you the Cutest Lifeform. Along with Most Handsome Lifeform and a bunch of other things.

[It makes sense to her!]

[spinsandneedles]

I dunno man, her logic is pretty sound. As the Ultimate Lifeform, it only makes sense that you were supposed to be the best at everything!

[Including purrs. Listen to him go, he's a precious schmoopsey woopsey and nobody can say otherwise, not even Shadow.

Speaking of ear rubbing, while Sonic is destroying Shadow's image as a badass edgelord by hitting his weak spot for massive damage, he turns to Evangeline.]

Do humans like their ears being touched like this? It's not something I've ever heard about.