Seasons: IC Contact/Continuations

[abnormalizes]

This is Evangeline! Sorry, I'm a little busy right now, but leave a message and I'll get back to you as soon as I can!

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Text - UN: Sexington Hardcastle

[livesoutofspite]

Hey there, fellow Monsterfucker. My name is Mike. :)

un: abnormalitylover

[abnormalizes]

Nice to meet you! Great username.

Re: un: abnormalitylover

[livesoutofspite]

Thank you. You too.

So, what is the freakest monster you've boned before? Mine was probably an extra dimensional monster when I was about 21. Got super drunk. It came after me in a club bathroom. Had all these tentacles and eyes. I was taking a leak. I just stared at it, asked if it liked what it say, and be banged. Right there.

It was fun.

Re: un: abnormalitylover

[abnormalizes]

Shit, that's a good question. I can say the most complicated logistics-wise was banging a sentient radio wave, that involved a lot of creativity on my part. I have also bedded the devil.

But as far as unusual looks go, probably Beauty and the Beast?



Also the first monster I slept with. She's a sweetheart.

Re: un: abnormalitylover

[livesoutofspite]

Whoa.

Look at dem dick sucking lips. Is she a giant ass flea?

Re: un: abnormalitylover

[abnormalizes]

She's an Abnormality! Basically an eldritch entity formed from the human subconscious. It's probably best to think of her as her own thing and not try to classify her as any particular animal.

Re: un: abnormalitylover

[livesoutofspite]

Ooooookay. Now I get it. She cannot be defined by mortal standards. She is what she is. My brain is just trying to understand. I get it now.

Neat.

Re: un: abnormalitylover

[abnormalizes]

Exactly! Isn't she great?

Re: un: abnormalitylover

[livesoutofspite]

She does intrigue the mind.

I see why human passing is definitely not your thing. Respect it too.

Bet that was a wild time. Same with the soundwave you mentioned?

Re: un: abnormalitylover

[abnormalizes]

Honestly, in terms of excitement, 1.76 MHz wasn't all that wild once I figured out how to make it work? I rejiggered one of those vibrators that usually pulses to an mp3 file so it would work with a radio signal and they sort of possessed it.

But it was still a good time, and they'd been super lonely, so I'm glad I could cheer them up a little bit.

Re: un: abnormalitylover

[livesoutofspite]

That's sweet of you. Glad you could cheer them up too.

Re: un: abnormalitylover

[abnormalizes]

What can I say, I like using my skills to help others, and one of my skills is kinky sex.

Re: un: abnormalitylover

[livesoutofspite]

Sometimes sex is the best therapy. No one has proved me wrong.

Re: un: abnormalitylover

[abnormalizes]

You're SO right and you should say it.

Re: un: abnormalitylover

[livesoutofspite]

SOMETIMES SEX IS THE BEST THERAPY! I CHALLENGE ANYONE TO PROVE ME WRONG!

Re: un: abnormalitylover

[abnormalizes]

I'm for sure not going to argue with you! It's a great way to help people feel appreciated.

Re: un: abnormalitylover

[livesoutofspite]

Not to mention just forget shit for a while. Nothing like boning so hard you lose your mind for a bit.

Re: un: abnormalitylover

[abnormalizes]

Oh, yeah, definitely. It takes a lot to get me to that point though, I've got staying alert too ingrained in me.

Re: un: abnormalitylover

[livesoutofspite]

Same honestly. But the occasional trip to subspace is nice.

Though I haven't had the pleasure of it for a while. Maybe here can change that. I got an idea of someone who could. Getting there is gonna be slow burn though.

Re: un: abnormalitylover

[abnormalizes]

Ooh, I'll be rooting for you! Hopefully it's worth the wait.

Re: un: abnormalitylover

[livesoutofspite]

Thanks. I hope so too.

Since we're talking about it, there anyone out there you like waiting for a good bone sesh with?

Re: un: abnormalitylover

[abnormalizes]

Good question! I don't really do the slow burn thing usually? Comes from living in a place where the life expectancy is Bad.

But I did get to hook up with Lucifer a couple times before we had to go on break for personal reasons? So I'm looking forward to when he's in the market for casual sex again.

Re: un: abnormalitylover

[livesoutofspite]

Sucks he went off market. Hope he's doing okay. I met a Lucifer once. He wasn't really uh fuckable.

If he showed emotion, his face would crack and TV static was underneath. Yours sounds a lot hotter, not gonna lie.

Re: un: abnormalitylover

[abnormalizes]

Hmm, yeah. Sounds like an acquired taste. This one has wings and a tail and sharp teeth and can clone himself.

Re: un: abnormalitylover

[livesoutofspite]

Sounds like a real fallen angel instead of a weird ass demon thing like in my world.

Huh. Interesting. The cloning himself sounds hot. On demand gang bang potential.