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Seasons: IC Contact/Continuations

This is Evangeline! Sorry, I'm a little busy right now, but leave a message and I'll get back to you as soon as I can!

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That's sweet of you. Glad you could cheer them up too.

What can I say, I like using my skills to help others, and one of my skills is kinky sex.

Sometimes sex is the best therapy. No one has proved me wrong.

You're SO right and you should say it.

SOMETIMES SEX IS THE BEST THERAPY! I CHALLENGE ANYONE TO PROVE ME WRONG!

I'm for sure not going to argue with you! It's a great way to help people feel appreciated.

Not to mention just forget shit for a while. Nothing like boning so hard you lose your mind for a bit.

Oh, yeah, definitely. It takes a lot to get me to that point though, I've got staying alert too ingrained in me.

Same honestly. But the occasional trip to subspace is nice.

Though I haven't had the pleasure of it for a while. Maybe here can change that. I got an idea of someone who could. Getting there is gonna be slow burn though.

Ooh, I'll be rooting for you! Hopefully it's worth the wait.

Thanks. I hope so too.

Since we're talking about it, there anyone out there you like waiting for a good bone sesh with?

Good question! I don't really do the slow burn thing usually? Comes from living in a place where the life expectancy is Bad. But I did get to hook up with Lucifer a couple times before we had to go on break for personal reasons? So I'm looking forward to when he's in the market for casual sex again.

Sucks he went off market. Hope he's doing okay. I met a Lucifer once. He wasn't really uh fuckable.

If he showed emotion, his face would crack and TV static was underneath. Yours sounds a lot hotter, not gonna lie.

Hmm, yeah. Sounds like an acquired taste. This one has wings and a tail and sharp teeth and can clone himself.

Sounds like a real fallen angel instead of a weird ass demon thing like in my world.

Huh. Interesting. The cloning himself sounds hot. On demand gang bang potential.

You get it! Gangbangs are fun, but they're usually such a pain to coordinate.

Exactly! All the different schedules, the kink lists, permissions lists. Like it's all good work but it's a lot of work.

Making sure all the people involved get along with each other...

And if some of them are a couple making sure it isn't hurting their relationship or any drama isn't bringing down the whole group.

Man. It's so much easier when you're in a sex cult. I had one once. A sex cult. Those were the days.

But clones? Even easier than that.

Can I hear more about the sex cult? I'm very interested.

Sure. I mean, it kinda all started as an accident. A drug fueled bender turned orgy tuned I kinda...accidentally awakened everyone I slept with while high as a mage and they thought I was a god and I didn't correct them.

The sex was good. Made good friends. Had good sex. And did a lot of drugs. Like, a lot.

Sounds like a good time to me. Good sex, good drugs, and you get magic powers out of the deal.

Oh it was a great time. Until the end.

My mom ruins everything.

Oof, I'm sorry. You don't have to talk about it if you don't want to, but I'm a pretty good listener if you ever need an ear.

It gets pretty depressing and gory from there. My mom is basically the Queen Bitch of the Universe.

I'm still sad but I've moved on for the most part. But if you wanna know what happened, I can tell you. I mean, this is the whole season of remembering people lost. I'll go light some lanterns for them all later.

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