[Her house is like. So full of bookshelves, it immediately registers as A Nerd Lives Here. There's probably more bookshelves than monster-themed decorations.]
[He's walking inside, looking around curiously, holding several boxes of desserts. The boxes are all black and have stuff like bats or webs or such things on it.]
[He will set down the box and pulls out the first book.]
Okay, so this is the tiramisu. I figure he will PROBABLY like that, but I don't know what is good coffee stuff.
Probably not. I dunno if he knows what goth is. But if I'm not teasing him a little bit, what's even the point?
[It might get him to sass him, Eva.]
[He HAS to do it.]
[He loves Shadow sass.]
It is? Good! So they can cook at least some good stuff. And they don't use activated charcoal for most of their black stuff, which is good. Mom's gone on rants about it messing with meds, which isn't really a problem, but if it messes with meds, it probably messes with other stuff even if its technically safe.
[He opens another box and pulls out some gingerbread skeletons.] I thought spiced cookies might also work out.
That too. I cannot tell you how much cataloging of food there was when I first moved in with them. She was very concerned the first time I ate onions. Apparently onions are just bad for a ton of animals.
They're better fresh. When they get all stale, they're just really hard. [Munching one himself.] Oh! Do you have tea? We should have tea. I didn't think of that.
Oh! Coffee would be good. [He hops off his seat.] Not for me, for you. Since I wanna see if Shadow likes coffee too, so we should test with coffee. I can take a soda.
Alright, I'll put some coffee on. It'll take a minute though.
[She shows him to the kitchen, where the fridge is stocked with cans of various sodas - your cola, your lemon-lime, all that stuff. She goes to start coffee for herself.]
And this is the big one. It was pretty pricey, but it looked really good.
[A dark chocolate and cherry blackberry cake.] I figure dark chocolate should be less sweet and the berries are really good. Just, like, hedgehog tastebuds.
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