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abnormalizes) wrote2023-03-05 08:19 pm
abnormalizes) wrote2023-03-05 08:19 pm
Seasons: IC Contact/Continuations
This is Evangeline! Sorry, I'm a little busy right now, but leave a message and I'll get back to you as soon as I can!
Thank you. You too.
So, what is the freakest monster you've boned before? Mine was probably an extra dimensional monster when I was about 21. Got super drunk. It came after me in a club bathroom. Had all these tentacles and eyes. I was taking a leak. I just stared at it, asked if it liked what it say, and be banged. Right there.
It was fun.
So, what is the freakest monster you've boned before? Mine was probably an extra dimensional monster when I was about 21. Got super drunk. It came after me in a club bathroom. Had all these tentacles and eyes. I was taking a leak. I just stared at it, asked if it liked what it say, and be banged. Right there.
It was fun.
Shit, that's a good question. I can say the most complicated logistics-wise was banging a sentient radio wave, that involved a lot of creativity on my part. I have also bedded the devil.
But as far as unusual looks go, probably Beauty and the Beast?
Also the first monster I slept with. She's a sweetheart.
But as far as unusual looks go, probably Beauty and the Beast?
Also the first monster I slept with. She's a sweetheart.
Whoa.
Look at dem dick sucking lips. Is she a giant ass flea?
Look at dem dick sucking lips. Is she a giant ass flea?
She's an Abnormality! Basically an eldritch entity formed from the human subconscious. It's probably best to think of her as her own thing and not try to classify her as any particular animal.
Ooooookay. Now I get it. She cannot be defined by mortal standards. She is what she is. My brain is just trying to understand. I get it now.
Neat.
Neat.
She does intrigue the mind.
I see why human passing is definitely not your thing. Respect it too.
Bet that was a wild time. Same with the soundwave you mentioned?
I see why human passing is definitely not your thing. Respect it too.
Bet that was a wild time. Same with the soundwave you mentioned?
Honestly, in terms of excitement, 1.76 MHz wasn't all that wild once I figured out how to make it work? I rejiggered one of those vibrators that usually pulses to an mp3 file so it would work with a radio signal and they sort of possessed it.
But it was still a good time, and they'd been super lonely, so I'm glad I could cheer them up a little bit.
But it was still a good time, and they'd been super lonely, so I'm glad I could cheer them up a little bit.
That's sweet of you. Glad you could cheer them up too.
What can I say, I like using my skills to help others, and one of my skills is kinky sex.
Sometimes sex is the best therapy. No one has proved me wrong.
You're SO right and you should say it.
[Rinku showed up to training with more bruises and injuries than normal, but quests get like that sometimes. She still managed through training, even successfully managing a new skill! Even if one would think "brightness never blinds" would be natural to someone like Rinku anyway.
Still, once they're done and finished cleaning up after, Rinku smiles and latches onto Evangeline.]
Do you wanna check on the marshmallow bush out back again?
[Not like that's the only thing in the guild's backyard, but she'll ask about that when they're there.]
Still, once they're done and finished cleaning up after, Rinku smiles and latches onto Evangeline.]
Do you wanna check on the marshmallow bush out back again?
[Not like that's the only thing in the guild's backyard, but she'll ask about that when they're there.]
[Sometimes quests are like that, but it didn't seem serious, so Evangeline wasn't worried.]
Sure! I could go for a snack.
Sure! I could go for a snack.
That's great ♪ Come on!
[Rinku hums and dances all the way there, as much as she can when she's still sore, anyway. She ends up at the bush and pats it, looking out to the swords in stones.]
Hey, Neechan... do you have any of those? I mean a bond weapon.
[Rinku hums and dances all the way there, as much as she can when she's still sore, anyway. She ends up at the bush and pats it, looking out to the swords in stones.]
Hey, Neechan... do you have any of those? I mean a bond weapon.
Oh - no, I don't? I remember when they were introduced, but I didn't really think of asking anyone for one.
[This was a long time ago - she's not sure she would have even asked Rinku, then.]
[This was a long time ago - she's not sure she would have even asked Rinku, then.]
I was asking 'cause... hmm. I mean, I was thinking maybe I could try getting more of them, since I could probably make a lot. But you're the first person I thought of, since you're my favourite person here! Which is really hard since everyone's so great. Do you wanna try?
[Is there any harm in it? She already has acknowledged that she has a bond with Rinku, even with the possible risk of pain that goes with that.]
Okay. Remind me how you do this?
Okay. Remind me how you do this?
We just gotta go up to one of the rocks that has a sword in it and pull it out at the same time! Then whoever the Vessel is has the light go into them. That's how it worked when I tried it with Jean-san.
Alright.
[Evangeline goes over to put her hand on a sword.]
Count us down?
[Evangeline goes over to put her hand on a sword.]
Count us down?
[Rinku grabs the same sword with a smile.]
Three, two, one!
[She pulls up the sword, hoping something really cool happens...!]
Three, two, one!
[She pulls up the sword, hoping something really cool happens...!]
[Evangeline pulls at the same time! And the light goes into her chest.]
Oh! Looks like you get the cool weapon.
Oh! Looks like you get the cool weapon.
Wooow! Let me try, let me try!
[Rinku reaches out and a handle rises up out of Evangeline for her to pull on. She pulls out a scythe almost as tall as she is, with star charms hanging off the end and a glittering blade the colours of Evangeline's suit. Rinku is staring in awe like she's a seven-year-old who's just been given a pony.]
This... this is... ohhh, 「Happy Around!」
[Is she doing the spin with the scythe oh yes she is.]
[Rinku reaches out and a handle rises up out of Evangeline for her to pull on. She pulls out a scythe almost as tall as she is, with star charms hanging off the end and a glittering blade the colours of Evangeline's suit. Rinku is staring in awe like she's a seven-year-old who's just been given a pony.]
This... this is... ohhh, 「Happy Around!」
[Is she doing the spin with the scythe oh yes she is.]
Please don't Happy Around with a scythe until you have some practice with it-
[Rinku blinks a few times. And then notices she's cut a nearby shrub in half.]
Oh... ahaha. [She rubs the back of her head.] Sorry... But it's just so cool! Look at it! It's like... I dunno, everything about it's just you!
Oh... ahaha. [She rubs the back of her head.] Sorry... But it's just so cool! Look at it! It's like... I dunno, everything about it's just you!
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