[As much as Sonic would love to just get this over with so he doesn't have to feel all antsy about it anymore, he's not really in a rush. Plus Eva's doing him a favor, so he especially doesn't wanna be pushy, SO.]
Oh, I'm good either way. If you wanna chill for a bit before we head out, that's cool. You did just get off work, right?
Yeah, just a bit ago. Come in, I'll set you up with some snacks.
[Evangeline's house is pretty normal looking! It has a Lot of bookshelves, the biggest sign that a big nerd lives here, but otherwise it's pretty standard.]
[As long as she's not doing anything nuts. He grabs a seat on the couch while he waits, which isn't for long since it takes like three seconds to just grab stuff out of the kitchen.]
Hey, thanks again for helping me with this. I'm feelin' like a fish out of water with all this stuff.
I'm happy to help. I know not everybody is as comfortable with this stuff as I am - most people aren't, really - so if my experience can make it easier for you, that's great.
Not gonna lie, I think the way you're just so chill about it is also a huge help? I'm not really sure how to explain how it helps, but it does.
[Sonic grabs himself a couple chips out of the bag and munches on one thoughtfully.]
Part of me kind of wishes I'd asked for advice sooner? But I guess I don't really know what I would have even asked. This thing with Shadow kinda came out of nowhere, and I'm not used to being blindsided like this.
Will do, and yeah, that's a good way to think about it. I'm hoping I can get my brain on the same level as that soon, having internal panics about it every time it comes up is exhausting.
That is reassuring. It's just jarring going from someone who never cared or thought about this sort of thing to suddenly everything all at once. I've never even seen a boob before, and here I am about to go out and buy butt accessories. Feels like I'm jumping in the deep end, which is always fun because I can't swim! But I'm doing it anyway because I have no sense of self preservation.
[but now he's just being dramatic. He sighs, also dramatically, and chomps another chip.]
[See, it's Evangeline, so he's not really surprised by the offer? But it still manages to catch him off guard. Cue Sonic choking on that potato chip in the least cool way possible. Just uuuuuuuuuuuh, give him a second to clear the ol' airways, then we'll get back to the tits.]
He certainly hasn't said anything to me about you two being exclusive now, I feel like he would've mentioned that.
[Anyway! Evangeline takes off her shirt, then her black lacy bra to reveal: boobs. They're nice ones! On the bigger side for humans, not that he would have any way to know.]
It's never really come up. Just given the way this place works, I guess it makes sense not to worry about something like that?
[It doesn't bother Sonic either way, he's always been big on freedom and stuff.
And then there's boobs! Surprisingly, Sonic isn't really awkward at all about them actually being on display. Probably because he had warning? This is more a SCIENCE situation than an arousal situation. But yes he has no idea what average size for human boobs is, they all look huge to him.]
Oh, yeah, they are. That's part of why girls wear bras, to help support them. If your breasts are too big you can get a lot of back pain, it's really annoying.
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