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Evangeline ([personal profile] abnormalizes) wrote2023-03-05 08:19 pm

Seasons: IC Contact/Continuations

This is Evangeline! Sorry, I'm a little busy right now, but leave a message and I'll get back to you as soon as I can!
splittingheadache: (🪓 up up up up up)

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[personal profile] splittingheadache 2025-10-19 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[...

His own response takes a while. Like, a long while. Not even for any of the reasons you may be thinking -
Rather, he ends up having to just stare at what she's sent him.

For a solid half of an hour.

Just... the phone on the table in front of him, his hands on either side of it, staring at the picture like he's trying to make sense of ancient, eldritch writing.]
splittingheadache: (🪓 eat eat eat eat eat)

2/2;

[personal profile] splittingheadache 2025-10-19 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[... And then, finally, what she gets in response is a voice message.]

You're just going to send me a PHOTOGRAPH!?
splittingheadache: (🪓 eat eat eat eat eat)

[personal profile] splittingheadache 2025-10-19 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[Thankfully, his volume drops to something more normal, though he's still juuuust on the edge of shrieking.]

No!? I would have told you...!?! With my excitement over this development and my sheer inability to shut up, do you truly believe I would not have immediately told you if we had plans!?!
splittingheadache: (🪓 Watch the line go up)

[personal profile] splittingheadache 2025-10-19 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
- Immediately, if you would.

[Said, of course, immediately.
And calmly.]
splittingheadache: (🪓 You can get me out of here!)

[personal profile] splittingheadache 2025-10-19 08:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[He opens the door and --
Gasps, wide-eyed, closing it again.

But, yes, okay - he opens the door again and moves to let her in.]


In. Please.
Or I'll end up taking you in the hall, and no one needs that.
splittingheadache: (🪓 You can eat it up)

[personal profile] splittingheadache 2025-10-19 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, thank you - I'd rather not chance losing my suite, and... whatever my newfound situationship with His Highness might be called.
He seemed to take exception to "sugar daddy", so I've yet to ask.

[And he is SO leaning right into her claws. Even reaching up to wrap his arms around her arm, holding it nice and snug.
So he can rub his cheek against her like a cat, of course.]


Oh, you've captured the exoskeleton perfectly... is this your Summer shapeshifting?
Or, perhaps, a use of animal transformations...?
splittingheadache: (🪓 Let your dreams take flight)

[personal profile] splittingheadache 2025-10-19 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[He's going to simply melt against her outright with that, then - hopefully she doesn't mind keeping him upright!]

Mmm - as you should be! Everything about it... is perfect; the claws, the chitin, a-and...
A -
A little lower, perhaps? Closer to my hair...?

[... She really has just tamed him completely, huh.]
splittingheadache: (🪓 It's a goddamn vibe)

[personal profile] splittingheadache 2025-10-19 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[Leeeeeaaaaning into those scritches. ... If she's hoping to fuck, the scritches may need to be paused.
But at the same time, he also seems pretty happy with this??
Why is he just a person-shaped cat.]
splittingheadache: (🪓 It's a goddamn vibe)

[personal profile] splittingheadache 2025-10-19 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[Leaning... leaning... if he could purr, he'd be purring, no doubt.
He almost doesn't answer... almost. After a second, he cracks an eye open to look at her.
Smiling all big and wide and happy.]


... I still want to fuck.
splittingheadache: (🪓 Let your dreams take flight)

[personal profile] splittingheadache 2025-10-19 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh --

[He sure can!! Even going to wrap his arms around her as best he can, all so he can tuck against her as much as possible.

...

And maybe he'll start tracing where two plates of her exoskeleton meet, too. Maybe.]


I'm all yours, then - you know you have me as much as you please, Ol Siaion.
splittingheadache: (🪓 Eat it up)

[personal profile] splittingheadache 2025-10-19 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[She really does know exactly what he'd like, huh? Going right for a kiss, mandibles and all -
He returns it, of course, but as he does, his hands are already exploring; starting with those very mandibles, thumbs running gently and carefully over plates of chitin as he strokes them down to her cheeks, holding her face and massaging the soft, exoskeletal bend of her jaw...
Already moaning into the kiss, like just this - just having her mandibles holding him still - is the hottest thing he's ever experienced.

Why is he like this.]
splittingheadache: (🪓 Let your dreams take flight)

[personal profile] splittingheadache 2025-10-19 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[Her claws trail along the bottom of his shirt, and already he's letting go of her - arms coming up above his head to encourage her to explore as much of him as she pleases.

Sure, he knows she was probably enjoying his hands all over her like that, but look. He's getting a chance to have a giant mantis woman run her claws all over his body, okay.
He's gonna try and facilitate that as much as possible.
Sacrifices must be made sometimes.]
splittingheadache: (🪓 And when the pain comes)

1am and neighbors are yelling so u gettin a bunchhhhhh of smut

[personal profile] splittingheadache 2025-11-02 08:16 am (UTC)(link)
[Already, just from this, he's moaning into that kiss - hot, heavy, squirming underneath her as if that'll get her claws to caress every single part of him faster.
It won't, obviously. But it's clear he's already enjoying this a lot more than he probably should, all things considered.

They just started, yet he's already hard as a rock... but he's also making no motions to try and fix that for himself, more than happy to lay back and let her do as she pleases to him.

...

Though, he does lift a leg to rub his thigh up between hers, just to try and get her as wet as he is hard.
It's kind of a sad attempt, but like, it's an attempt.]

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