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abnormalizes) wrote2023-03-05 08:19 pm
abnormalizes) wrote2023-03-05 08:19 pmSeasons: IC Contact/Continuations
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abnormalizes) wrote2023-03-05 08:19 pm
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Don't repeat that around His Majesty, by the way. He speaks Enochian.
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The last thing I need is for him to bring it up next time I'm in his office...
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So, yes, it would be incredibly embarrassing.
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Well - I suppose "like a father" isn't exactly apt... but I'm not sure how else I would describe him.
What would you call someone whom cares for you and provides for you like a father might, but that which you wish to be absolutely destroyed by in bed?
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Daddy.
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[Hang on, he's gotta put his phone down again.
She's even going to hear the squeak of his chair and the clack of his heels as he gets up and paces his suite a little bit - no more than a minute of that passes, though, before he's back again.
And, with an incredibly heavy sigh:]
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I can't even argue that. I hate that I can't argue that.
He even gave me a duck that dispenses endless booze -
That is absolutely "daddy" behavior, isn't it?
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[Trying so hard not to laugh.]
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I suppose there's that. This is only one duck of four, for the record -
The other three are equally ridiculous.
One blows bubbles. Another dispenses affirmations [- which is confirmed via him squeezing it, getting "You are enough" from the duck in a soft tone -] and the third...
Is me. It's just a little duck that looks like me.
He keeps giving these to me. Why does he keep giving these to me?
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But four, wow, he really likes you.
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H-he... really likes me...
[There's a tone of wonder to his voice, parroting it - but there's clearly an undertone of anxiety, too.
Half because his first, immediate thought is "oh, god, I could NEVER take Lucifer in a fight if it came to that." Of course, he immediately defaults to the belief that he's just somehow infinitely murderable.
... But his second, less immediate thought is -]
D... do you think -
Perhaps he might be... open? To, ah... you know...
[It's not even a crush like it is with Lycaon. He just wants to get railed by the devil, okay.]
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...He might worry initially that he's taking advantage of you? Since you live in his hotel and all. But I think if you can impress upon him that you really really really want to fuck, it should go okay.
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I believe I can do that. Easily.
[Evangeline probably believes the same, considering how intense Louis can be when he really, really wants it.
Mr. "Had to be told to stop running to her house".]
I'll... ask him, then. I must admit, now that the possibility's on the table... I've been wondering how to proposition him -
I'd thought that, perhaps, being that I'm a lowly hybrid between demon and angel... maybe I was a bit too below His Highness for something like that?
But if even you think four ducks is a lot...
[Yeah, he's gauging this based on the number of ducks.]
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[Lucifer isn't the type of person to judge based on species.]
Four ducks is definitely a lot. I don't have four ducks and I've known him much longer than you have.
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Am I some sort of favorite of his? Is that what's going on here?
I feel as though I'm being pranked - why has he given me so many, but not you??
I-I - I don't understand, what have I even done to win his favor so much? So much so, he's gifted me four?
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Is it because I'm cute?
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But, well, if I have more ducks than you... you may have to simply face the facts.
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One even reminds me that I'm loved when I squeeze it!
[Which he's gonna do again! It even helpfully supplies "You have people who love you" when he does so.
(It is, in fact, meant to be a therapist duck. It's even in a sweatervest and glasses. Too bad this is voice and not video, she can't see the cute little sweatervest.)]
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And besides. We both know you are far, far more beautiful than I am, anyway.
I can have "cute", can't I?
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[Yeah no she's taking issue with the idea that he's less beautiful than she is.]
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Yet, no one has deigned to write me poetry. I've yet to even receive a single metaphor for my loveliness, despite the comparisons being easy, low-hanging fruit.
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And... if you don't mind me being a touch serious -
Most people prefer a face that is whole and symmetrical.
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[Is that the problem.]
I don't think your scars detract from your beauty, but other people have bad taste.
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[Apparently it is.]
... I agree with you, of course. I know my own beauty is above essentially all else. I must believe such a thing - otherwise, I wouldn't be.
But it is, unfortunately, the majority opinion. That symmetry and wholeness are prized.
And - I don't believe you've had the displeasure of seeing me without my eyelashes, either.
I do my best to make sure the ones I wear are fastened as strong as possible, even for our encounters.
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