Seasons: IC Contact/Continuations

[abnormalizes]

This is Evangeline! Sorry, I'm a little busy right now, but leave a message and I'll get back to you as soon as I can!

Comments

[noodleboi]

Hoooooow about one free drink every time you visit? And a discount on appetizers?

Oh! And if Ishkode starts working for me, he can give you a lap dance?

[abnormalizes]

Sold! Pleasure doing business with you.

[noodleboi]

Hell yeah. I am a good business monkey.

[abnormalizes]

You might change your mind about that once I've gotten some use out of 'one drink free in perpetuity'.

[noodleboi]

With the 1500 moon coins I'm going to charge for a drop of this stuff in a drink?

Nah.

[abnormalizes]

You think people are going to pay that much?

[noodleboi]

Of course they will. Especially if they want to experience the awesomeness that is a Celestial Drink, guaranteed to get anyone or anything drunk.

My Dadsy would be so proud of me.

[abnormalizes]

That's not a bad way to sell it. I don't know if a drop will make the whole thing glow, but it might.

I promise not to tell people it's the same thing I've been handing out for free.

[noodleboi]

This is why you're the best.

Besides, I'm sure you're not giving it out to literally everyone ever. So it works.

[abnormalizes]

Just a couple people! Not enough to ruin your business model.

[noodleboi]

I'll be by soon to pick up my first bottle! I gotta film the commercial after I grab it. I bought a new suit for it too.

[abnormalizes]

I'll have it ready! I bet you'll look great.

[noodleboi]

Watch the commercial and let me know.

[abnormalizes]

[Sometime later, post-commercial!]

You DO look great, I was right. Big fan of using monkey form for this.

[noodleboi]

Thank you! I use monkey form at work. So if you ever wanna see me as a monkey, just come in for a drink.

[abnormalizes]

I'll definitely have to stop by more often, especially with my new free drinks and discount. I'll try not to hit on you too much while you're working.

[noodleboi]

Come by on a Friday or Saturday. I can do a dance for you. Those are Freaky Fridays and Sinful Saturdays.

[abnormalizes]

Is this the kind of dance where I put money in your underwear?

[noodleboi]

Exactly~

[abnormalizes]

Then I'll definitely have to show up, that's my favorite kind.