Seasons: IC Contact/Continuations

[abnormalizes]

This is Evangeline! Sorry, I'm a little busy right now, but leave a message and I'll get back to you as soon as I can!

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[abnormalizes]

Oh, yeah, I've definitely had that problem. With all of my partners. Woops.

[She's deeply horny and so are her girlfriends and boyfriends.]

So far from my limited dating experience, I highly recommend finding something with your boyfriend's niche interest to just watch him get super excited about. Went to a monster truck show with Chipp, I didn't know a thing about monster trucks going in and I still had a great time.

[melodymania]

Hmm. That could work. A nice boat ride maybe. He does love sailing. We could fish too. That sounds nice. I haven't gone fishing for a long time myself. My moms took me when I was ten last.

[abnormalizes]

Sounds like you're overdue for a nice fishing trip, then.

[Not her thing, but she can see why people enjoy it.]

[melodymania]

I definitely am. Also overdue for a vampire hunt but that's not as cute or romantic.

[abnormalizes]

No, probably not. Still enjoyable with the right person though.

[Have they talked about hunting dates before, yes.]

[melodymania]

True I guess. Not sure who I would take on a date like that.

[abnormalizes]

Probably not me, I'd get distracted...

[At least she's self-aware.]

[melodymania]

I mean if they'll bleed for me in exchange for sex, I'd be down for that kind of hunting. It'll definitely help with my cravings.

[abnormalizes]

You could combine both in one with the right matchup. I've been getting a lot of fun knifeplay experience lately.

[melodymania]

I see~ Hm. Maybe we could go vampire cruising instead.

So knife play huh? Courtesy of your new partners?

[abnormalizes]

At least one has absurdly rapid healing and a willingness to indulge me with slasher villain roleplay.

[Indulge, she says like he hadn't come up with the idea originally.]

[melodymania]

You never told me you wanted to indulge in slasher villain roleplay before.

New kink?

[abnormalizes]

Not new, but like…. [Vague hand gesture.] It’s kind of hard for me to just ask people ‘hey do you want to be a serial killer and me your helpless victim, as a sex thing,’ if I’m not pretty sure they’ll be into it? Chipp’s the one who brought it up with me, actually.

[melodymania]

Oh. Huh. I got it backwards. I thought you were slicing him up. And like you never asked me if you could put on a hockey mask and take a machete to me or something.

That makes more sense.

[abnormalizes]

I did do that once, me getting to be the serial killer, and that was fun! But we started the other way around.

[melodymania]

Glad to hear he's helping to expand your kink list even further than you already had it going. That's romantic.

[abnormalizes]

Sure is. What is romance if not feeling comfortable trying weird shit together?

[melodymania]

I mean, I think that is the perfect definition of romance. Ever.

[abnormalizes]

Really? Great, I've got this in the bag then.

[melodymania]

I dare say, yes you do. Talk about character development.

[abnormalizes]

Evangeline, romance expert.

...No, that sounds way too weird to say even as a joke.

[melodymania]

Romance adventurer?

[abnormalizes]

Not a bad idea. It has that element of danger to it.

[melodymania]

And you do like a hint of danger~

[abnormalizes]

You know me so well!

[Not that it was hard to tell or anything.]