Seasons: IC Contact/Continuations

[abnormalizes]

This is Evangeline! Sorry, I'm a little busy right now, but leave a message and I'll get back to you as soon as I can!

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[abnormalizes]

[Every kiss he gives her is returned in kind. The light ones get light ones back, and the deeper kisses she pours her heart and soul into returning.

The way her eyes go wide and her cheeks color when he says it, it's apparent that she knows what those words mean. She'd looked them up just in case, but she still manages to be surprised hearing them from him.]

-W-well, well, you're stuck with me now whether you deserve me or not, so there.

[fauxbot]

[... That whole reaction is earning her yet one more kiss. One that's as warm as he can make it -
But brief, too, so he's able to speak.]

- Ya say that as if I'd want anything else?
Hell, you the one who's stuck with me!

[abnormalizes]

We're both stuck with each other then. That works for me.

[Still red, but smiling.]

[fauxbot]

[With that all settled, then, Chipp goes about cuddling up closer - namely by snaking an arm underneath her and looping a leg between hers, of course.
Just to make sure the two of them really are as close as can be.]

... You 'n I oughtta go somewhere. Y'know?
A date-date. I dunno where or what, but... I feel like at this point, we really oughtta.

[abnormalizes]

[Snuggling continues perpetually.]

We definitely should. ...Do you want to go stargazing, maybe? That's something I never got to do until I came here.

[fauxbot]

- You ain't got to go stargazin' neither?

[That was his first date with Nenonen... taking them out for sushi and laying out under the stars.
The idea that Evagenline also never got that before showing up in Ellipsa, when it was the only thing that ever brought him comfort back in his own world...
Well.]

... J'ai gros coeur. We can definitely do that if you wanna; I love lookin' up at the stars.

[abnormalizes]

[She shakes her head a little when he asks - it was too dangerous to be out in the Backstreets at night.]

I'd really like that, with you.

i need this energy in helmetless form tbh

[fauxbot]

Then that's what we gonna do. ... We'll have to figure out somethin' good to go with it, though -
Can't just go stargazin', ouais?

[But what'd be a good option... cuddling, pressing his cheek against her hair, humming with thought -
Oh!]

... You ever been in a club? A good one?

deserved

[abnormalizes]

[They could totally just go stargazing and she'd be happy, but-]

I'd like to think so, but maybe you should show me what a good club really is.

[fauxbot]

Awright, that settles it - we go eat, go stargaze, finish it all off with a good club run.
Promise I won't letcha get too drunk, too. ... If ya drink?

[If not, then he fully plans to spoil her with nice fountain drinks instead, honestly.]

[abnormalizes]

I drink! But in moderation. Never to the point where I couldn't defend myself if I had to.

[She says this like it's a normal thing to be concerned about.]

[fauxbot]

Mmm. Good limit to aim for.

[... He's been in a lot of seedy bars, okay. Seen a lot of fights, seen a lot of crime, killed a few patrons for reasons -
As far as he's concerned, that should be the normal limit for everyone!]

In that case, though... you got any drinks you like? Or ingredients, I guess, if I gotta order ya somethin' custom.
Some in-club bars're cool like that.

[abnormalizes]

I like a Death In The Afternoon! If it's a place fancy enough to have absinthe, not everywhere does.

[fauxbot]

Straight for absinthe! Aw, you a girl after my own heart, huh?
How 'bout this - I'll buy a bottle, bring it with. See if the bartender'll use it for ya.
Big guy like me, they'll be too scared to get pissy if there some stupid "no outside drinks" rule.

[He's navigated that so-called rule countless times himself, after all; he knows firsthand that the bouncers are usually a lot smaller than he is.]

... Would ya feel the same if you were drinkin' at home, though? 'Bout that limit, I mean.
I wanna see if ya get goofy 'n laugh at my dumbest jokes.

[abnormalizes]

[She nods when he suggests bringing a bottle - sounds good to her!

At the question, she hums thoughtfully for a second.]

I mean... if it's at home, I should be safe, right? Especially if you're there with me. So I think it would be fine as long as I didn't get in my head about it.

random gen tag bc my brain is soup go!!!

[fauxbot]

Naw, I won't letcha get all up in your head, don't worry.
I, uh... I can't get drunk no more, myself. Like I'm cursed to be the designated driver... but it means I can keep a good eye on ya, no matter what.

If ya seem like you gettin' weird, I'll just start crackin' more jokes, make ya laugh as hard as I can!

always love pan tags

[abnormalizes]

Oh! Well that's very sweet but also, I have not-booze that gets people who aren't capable of getting drunk normally totally wasted? Like it gets robots drunk, that shouldn't be possible. Immortals of all kinds have vouched for its effectiveness.

pan tags love u too

[fauxbot]

Ya mean like - that potion? The one Riki sells.

...

[Hang on, he's gotta think on this for a second.]

... You realize that if ya get me wasted, we prolly gonna end up havin' some real sloppy sex, right?
Sloppier than usual from me, anyhow.

Re: pan tags love u too

[abnormalizes]

Riki's potion just makes you lose your alcohol tolerance, you still have to actually drink the alcohol and let it do its thing. Enkephalin is basically instant.

Also I don't know why I would not want that? Make me a mess, J- sweetheart.

[fauxbot]

[GOOD GODDAMN SAVE, EVA

The whole idea makes him wheeze-laugh, though - enough so that he's gotta stop and turn to cough into his elbow.
Attractive.]

Goddamn, that sounds like some strong shit!

And, eh... I meant more embarrassin'-sloppy. Well -
No, messy-sloppy, too. But mostly embarrassin'... sayin' all kindsa dumb, sappy shit, horrible aim, the works.

I get goofy-goofy when I'm drunk. Goofy-goofy.

[He'd honestly hate drinking if it didn't make him stupid and giggly, honestly. But it helped him laugh while he was alive... so why wouldn't he enjoy it?]

[abnormalizes]

Oh. Well, that's, um... it might be a little embarrassing, but maybe, kind of, also nice?

[She'll build up her resilience to sappy words, slowly but surely.]

[fauxbot]

Well... if you want that, I guess I don't mind gettin' sloppy for ya.
No videos or nothin', though. ... Or - no sharin' any videos if ya take'em, anyway.

... At least not without askin' first.

[Is he self-correcting as he talks because he knows she's his girlfriend and thus will want "cute" videos of him, probably also while wanting to share them with good friends?
Yes. He's well aware that this is A Thing Girlfriends Do™ despite never having had a girlfriend, okay.

[abnormalizes]

...? Of course I'd ask you before recording anything? Even if just for personal use.

[She thinks he means sex tapes.]

[fauxbot]

... "Personal use"?

[Yup, those are some crossed wires happening here and it's, like, 80% his fault.]

[abnormalizes]

Yeah? Like, to be honest, I don't think while you're drunk would be my first choice for a sex tape, but no matter when it was I would still ask you first?