Seasons: IC Contact/Continuations

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Re: ... N...SFW...?

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That's a little big even for me.

Are we sure this isn't intentional? It's even got a thing for clitoral stimulation on the base.

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there's big and then there's half a meter

and
okay i have to admit, i've been asking myself the same question
it just looks so
you can't see me gesturing but you can imagine
it just looks SO

but then i look at the angle of the curve ...

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It's definitely So.

I could do it, but I would probably use some shapeshifting to cheat? So maybe that doesn't count.

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shapeshifting is always valid, it's like fun + fun = fun²
on the other hand
in this context, the equation involves a probably-definitely-not-actually-a-lamp longer than the average human forearm ...

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That big is technically doable? But like, personally I would only make an attempt if the lamp was attached to somebody I was into. Otherwise, it's like, that's too much effort for alone time actually?