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abnormalizes) wrote2023-03-05 08:19 pm
abnormalizes) wrote2023-03-05 08:19 pm
Seasons: IC Contact/Continuations
This is Evangeline! Sorry, I'm a little busy right now, but leave a message and I'll get back to you as soon as I can!
[Oh no. Evangeline tries her best not to laugh.]
Not that kind of cute.
Not that kind of cute.
[Shadow's cheeks are very smooshable, deal with it.
Alas, Sonic will spare him and stop smooshing his cheeks, opting instead to reach up and rub one of his ears.]
Oh? I didn't realize there was more than one kind of cute.
Alas, Sonic will spare him and stop smooshing his cheeks, opting instead to reach up and rub one of his ears.]
Oh? I didn't realize there was more than one kind of cute.
I am the Ultimate Lifeform. I am not cute.
[Then that damn ear rubbing starts and he purrs softly. Shut up. It isn't cute purring. It's ultimate purring.]
[Then that damn ear rubbing starts and he purrs softly. Shut up. It isn't cute purring. It's ultimate purring.]
I think being the Ultimate Lifeform should make you the Cutest Lifeform. Along with Most Handsome Lifeform and a bunch of other things.
[It makes sense to her!]
[It makes sense to her!]
I dunno man, her logic is pretty sound. As the Ultimate Lifeform, it only makes sense that you were supposed to be the best at everything!
[Including purrs. Listen to him go, he's a precious schmoopsey woopsey and nobody can say otherwise, not even Shadow.
Speaking of ear rubbing, while Sonic is destroying Shadow's image as a badass edgelord by hitting his weak spot for massive damage, he turns to Evangeline.]
Do humans like their ears being touched like this? It's not something I've ever heard about.
[Including purrs. Listen to him go, he's a precious schmoopsey woopsey and nobody can say otherwise, not even Shadow.
Speaking of ear rubbing, while Sonic is destroying Shadow's image as a badass edgelord by hitting his weak spot for massive damage, he turns to Evangeline.]
Do humans like their ears being touched like this? It's not something I've ever heard about.
[Evangeline has 20 missed calls the day she gets cursed. A few have voicemail messages attached, like:]
Neechan? Are you coming to the guild house? Oh, maybe she's working late --
[Or this one, timestamped an hour later:]
I guess you must really be busy... I'm gonna keep training until you get here, okay?
[The last one is two hours after that:]
...Are you okay? You didn't call or text or anything, and the guild staff haven't seen you... Are you mad at me?
Neechan? Are you coming to the guild house? Oh, maybe she's working late --
[Or this one, timestamped an hour later:]
I guess you must really be busy... I'm gonna keep training until you get here, okay?
[The last one is two hours after that:]
...Are you okay? You didn't call or text or anything, and the guild staff haven't seen you... Are you mad at me?
[As soon as Evangeline checks her phone - which is the next day - she calls Rinku back.]
I'm so sorry! I was cursed and unconscious! Sorry!
I'm so sorry! I was cursed and unconscious! Sorry!
[Rinku picks up immediately, and she sniffs; Hina squeaks in the background.]
Eh? You mean by one of those cursed items? Did it hurt you?!
Eh? You mean by one of those cursed items? Did it hurt you?!
I'm okay! Don't panic! It just... kind of put me and some other people in a simulation of my work at home?
Really? Okay... Wait, that sounds like something people should be panicking about!
No real people got hurt! The only people who died horribly were made up for the simulation, based on coworkers I used to have.
[And those people are all already dead, so. No harm done.]
[And those people are all already dead, so. No harm done.]
Not as bad is still bad... uuuuu.
[Even over the phone, Evangeline can sense the kicky feet on the other end.]
Do you know what the curse looked like? Like, to people who can see them! What was it supposed to do?
[Even over the phone, Evangeline can sense the kicky feet on the other end.]
Do you know what the curse looked like? Like, to people who can see them! What was it supposed to do?
Edited 2024-07-03 19:27 (UTC)
I can draw you a picture, sure.
[She's already working on a diagram for Korone's curse.]
I think it was supposed to use someone's past as material for torturing people with pain and suffering?
[She's already working on a diagram for Korone's curse.]
I think it was supposed to use someone's past as material for torturing people with pain and suffering?
Huh... I guess a lot of people here are from really painful places, huh. Thanks, Neechan. I don't get why they made all this stuff.
Some people just really want to make other people suffer.
Yeah... I was helping MK-san last month 'cause he was looking for more stuff with curses on it at the game shops. At one there were a few random things in the used section, but another one had this whole display! And I guess it was run by the mob! And this guy was like whoosh and shot at us with a dart gun like you use to sedate wild animals! I didn't know you could get those here! I guess you can. It's okay, though! That guy was pretty weak, so no one really got hurt. Still though, I don't get these people at all...
You're not hurt at all? -I'm glad you were able to help him, but fuck those people.
Yeah, I'm fine! I think I was worse at the party... I really felt bad for MK-san, though. He's been really depressed lately, and scared, and he can't touch people now.
...That's rough. Saya told me not to bother him because I was mad at him earlier, but maybe I should at least check in and see how he's doing?
That sounds nice! He told me it was because of a video game with a curse on it, the same one we were looking for. There's a bunch of weird stuff happening in town these days, huh...
Yeah, I know a that game fucked a lot of people up. I don't know why everything bad seems to be happening one right after another...
Yeah! I don't get it either, but I really hope it all stops. There's gotta be a cause.
I'd really love to just punch out a few criminals and see if that fixes the problem.
I wish things were simple too... I hope there's a way to stop them and we find it soon. I don't get why they do this stuff. Especially in such a nice world.
I don't get it either! Ellipsa is a great place, you don't have to hurt other people to survive or make money!
[So why would you decide to do those things anyway,]
[So why would you decide to do those things anyway,]
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