Evangeline (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
abnormalizes) wrote2023-03-05 08:19 pm
abnormalizes) wrote2023-03-05 08:19 pm
Seasons: IC Contact/Continuations
This is Evangeline! Sorry, I'm a little busy right now, but leave a message and I'll get back to you as soon as I can!
Sorry. It's really soft and warm and feels nice.
Don't be. I'm not angry or against it. It is just...new. Being so willing to let people this close.
Yeah, I can imagine you're not used to a lot of touch like this. But I'm glad it's not bad.
I wasn't. Before I got here. Before you. [He looks down at her.]
You helped me be able to do this. Thank you.
You helped me be able to do this. Thank you.
[!!!]
I'm happy I could help! You deserve it.
I'm happy I could help! You deserve it.
And you deserve someone you can trust completely. You deserve it.
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It makes me happy that you think so.
[Even if she thinks she's nothing special.]
[Even if she thinks she's nothing special.]
You really think I did something special to earn it?
You are open and honest. You didn't have to be kind to me but you were. It was Purple who told me if I wanted to experience sex, you were the best teacher. And Purple was right.
I feel you have earned it.
I feel you have earned it.
Hhhhheeeey, Eva! It's uh, it's Sonic. Hi.
Sssssssooo, I was wondering if you had like five minutes to maybe answer a couple questions? Like I don't wanna bug you if you're busy or anything! It's just uh... Given your hobbies? I figure it's the kinda stuff you might know a thing or two about.
Sssssssooo, I was wondering if you had like five minutes to maybe answer a couple questions? Like I don't wanna bug you if you're busy or anything! It's just uh... Given your hobbies? I figure it's the kinda stuff you might know a thing or two about.
I'm available! How can I help?
[Is this sex advice time. She assumes it is.]
[Is this sex advice time. She assumes it is.]
[IT VERY WELL MIGHT BE]
Oh, great! That-- that's great. Uhmm...
[cue awkward pause. Apparently he hadn't thought this far ahead.]
W-well, Man, where to start... So Shadow and are are uh. Dating? We're dating, that's a thing. Wow, I really thought this would be less awkward over the phone.
Oh, great! That-- that's great. Uhmm...
[cue awkward pause. Apparently he hadn't thought this far ahead.]
W-well, Man, where to start... So Shadow and are are uh. Dating? We're dating, that's a thing. Wow, I really thought this would be less awkward over the phone.
Congratulations. [If she doesn't sound surprised, it's because Shadow already told her.] I'm happy for you two.
Oh, thanks! It's been weird! I-- I don't mean that in a bad way, I just never saw myself dating anyone ever? But then all of a sudden whoops boyfriend-- and you don't sound all that shocked about it. He's already talking about it, huh? I mean, that's fine, that makes sense, it's not like some kinda big secret or anything.
Uh, anyway! Sorry, kinda went off on a tangent.
Uh, anyway! Sorry, kinda went off on a tangent.
He told me already, yeah. -Take your time, I'm not going anywhere.
You have the patience of a saint, anyone ever tell you that?
[DEEP BREATH okay he can do this it's not weird at all, Evangeline is super chill!!!]
So-- okay, I'll start with this. Remember that time on the boat where I decided to stick my head in the water? Like-- uuuughhhhh sugarcoating this is taking too long, we were talking about Shadow's junk. Like real briefly, but it still came up?
[DEEP BREATH okay he can do this it's not weird at all, Evangeline is super chill!!!]
So-- okay, I'll start with this. Remember that time on the boat where I decided to stick my head in the water? Like-- uuuughhhhh sugarcoating this is taking too long, we were talking about Shadow's junk. Like real briefly, but it still came up?
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[She gets that not everyone can talk about these things as easily as she can, she's used to being patient.]
I remember that conversation.
I remember that conversation.
Great, I'm sure handling like an absolute champ like I did made it stand out in your memory.
So, you know the fitting a square peg in a round hole problem? It's like that, only the square peg in this case is Shadow's eight foot alien dick and the round hole is my very normal and average sized hedgehog body.
So, you know the fitting a square peg in a round hole problem? It's like that, only the square peg in this case is Shadow's eight foot alien dick and the round hole is my very normal and average sized hedgehog body.
It's not eight feet, I've seen eight feet.
[Anyway-]
Well, the simplest way to deal with that is for you to top him. If you're aspirational about taking his dick, I would suggest practicing with gradually larger toys to work on being able to stretch.
[Anyway-]
Well, the simplest way to deal with that is for you to top him. If you're aspirational about taking his dick, I would suggest practicing with gradually larger toys to work on being able to stretch.
I was exaggerating!
[He's just gonna NOT ASK HER TO ELABORATE, THAT'S TERRIFYING???
Anyway, back to business. Dick business. Dickbiz.]
I just figure that if he wants to do something like that, I'll wanna be able to accommodate? Practice though, that makes sense. Is there any more to it than just jammin' stuff in there?
[He's just gonna NOT ASK HER TO ELABORATE, THAT'S TERRIFYING???
Anyway, back to business. Dick business. Dickbiz.]
I just figure that if he wants to do something like that, I'll wanna be able to accommodate? Practice though, that makes sense. Is there any more to it than just jammin' stuff in there?
Lube. So much lube. However much lube you think you need for any given toy, use more than that. Insertion shouldn't hurt. And go slowly.
Uh huh... Well, as I have never actually used one before, I have absolutely no frame of reference.
Slow is... gonna be a struggle. Actually, that's gonna be a good segue into my next question! Um... I guess my speed's kind of inconvenient if I wanna maybe last longer than thirty seconds? Is there a thing I can do about that, ooooor...?
Slow is... gonna be a struggle. Actually, that's gonna be a good segue into my next question! Um... I guess my speed's kind of inconvenient if I wanna maybe last longer than thirty seconds? Is there a thing I can do about that, ooooor...?
The boring answer is practice building up stamina while masturbating. This will take a lot of time and probably be pretty frustrating for you.
The easy but weird answer is to get a cock ring.
The easy but weird answer is to get a cock ring.
Psh, yeah, I don't have time to sit around and do that all day.
A cock ring? I mean, it sounds self explanatory...
A cock ring? I mean, it sounds self explanatory...
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