Hmhm.~ Yes, you do seem to have caught onto their mannerisms perfectly, despite having never met them.
They'd have put on a circus of a funeral, full of dramatics and crocodile tears for the press, swear up and down that they'll "find my killer" despite having been told I'd been killed by alligators...
And then they would try again.

I pray for the poor bastard who was forced into my place.