Aw, don't sound like that - I have four entire ducks!
One even reminds me that I'm loved when I squeeze it!

[Which he's gonna do again! It even helpfully supplies "You have people who love you" when he does so.
(It is, in fact, meant to be a therapist duck. It's even in a sweatervest and glasses. Too bad this is voice and not video, she can't see the cute little sweatervest.)]

...

And besides. We both know you are far, far more beautiful than I am, anyway.
I can have "cute", can't I?