Ah - well, I'm only so willing to be ridiculous because that is what I want to see out of the world.
You understand that, don't you?

If you want the world to be funny, it's often up to you to be the clown.

[... Y'know what?
He's gonna punctuate that by lifting her hand and pressing a light little kiss to her knuckles.

Which does, of course, leave a bit of lipstick on her skin. because the outfit definitely has makeup with it, i'm just a coward and won't draw it]

... I'm glad I could be a small pleasure during your day, then. All I want is to make those around me smile, you know.
Tell no one, of course. That ruins my mystique.