Straight for absinthe! Aw, you a girl after my own heart, huh? How 'bout this - I'll buy a bottle, bring it with. See if the bartender'll use it for ya. Big guy like me, they'll be too scared to get pissy if there some stupid "no outside drinks" rule.
[He's navigated that so-called rule countless times himself, after all; he knows firsthand that the bouncers are usually a lot smaller than he is.]
... Would ya feel the same if you were drinkin' at home, though? 'Bout that limit, I mean. I wanna see if ya get goofy 'n laugh at my dumbest jokes.
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How 'bout this - I'll buy a bottle, bring it with. See if the bartender'll use it for ya.
Big guy like me, they'll be too scared to get pissy if there some stupid "no outside drinks" rule.
[He's navigated that so-called rule countless times himself, after all; he knows firsthand that the bouncers are usually a lot smaller than he is.]
... Would ya feel the same if you were drinkin' at home, though? 'Bout that limit, I mean.
I wanna see if ya get goofy 'n laugh at my dumbest jokes.