Huh, that's true... and I don't think I'd be able to scare you either.

[Mecchan babbles and gestures with his fork.]

I guess if he told scary stories, it'd be about the time someone came to the door trying to sell stuff or something. Huh, Mecchan?

[Little nod. Strangers are scary!]

But maybe we can just talk about other things instead.