That is reassuring. It's just jarring going from someone who never cared or thought about this sort of thing to suddenly everything all at once. I've never even seen a boob before, and here I am about to go out and buy butt accessories. Feels like I'm jumping in the deep end, which is always fun because I can't swim! But I'm doing it anyway because I have no sense of self preservation.

[but now he's just being dramatic. He sighs, also dramatically, and chomps another chip.]